Roboron @Roboron@cybre.space

Long Cow

@NeikoCat

they have standards for the web???? then why are they letting you post lmao

Meine liebste Covid Verschwörungstheorie ;)

RT @LuukvanderMeer@twitter.com

The evidence cannot be clearer: Google Street View causing COVID-19. #correlation #causation #conspiracy #COVID19

a Prime Minister is a minister who is not divisible by ministers other than themselves and the Unit Minister

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

Codeweavers introduces PortJump, a consulting service to port games to Linux, MacOS and ChromeOS: https://www.codeweavers.com/about/news/press/20201013a #linux #linuxgaming #mac #chromeos #wine #codeweavers

AWS has a mobile app now, so you can spin up $10,000 dollars-worth of instances whilst on the toilet.

Autistic/adhd people would fucking thrive without capitalism

Imagine having the ability to pursue your special interests and hyperfixations completely unimpeded by having to work for a living or whatever

Imagine not being expected to mask shit and u can just,,, live

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to callingSegmentation fault (core dumped)