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You run a parody news site. Recently, you've noticed that it seems to have started predicting future events...
#writingprompts #writing

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Man, could you imagine if other workers reacted like tech Industry ones do?
"my car broke down." "UH, HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE YOUR OWN CAR THEN?"
"My pants ripped." "LEARN A SEWING LANGUAGE THEN"

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insect grossness Show more

Tweetbot for iOS is by far my app of choice for birdsite and I wonder if there's ever going to be a Mastobot.

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"why would you name your kid after <pop culture figure here>?"

i dunno, but i guess you never met anyone named Jacob, Abraham, Joseph, John, Mary, Muhammad, ...

I remember getting a tamagotchi

And putting the tab back in because I was freaked out over the possibility of my virtual pet dying from negligence ;;

Diablo 3 act 5 spoilers? Show more

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don't you get it

if you die on mastodon you die in real life

ranty Show more

ranty Show more

music gameing, score chasing (SFW) Show more

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So when will twitter.com/GROOVE_TOASTER get ported to the mastoverse if it hasn't been already

rp mention Show more

so it looks like likes/faves/florps on mastodon are private? not saying it's a bad thing (quite the opposite for me, really!) but i only realized the lack of feature for viewing faves just now