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You run a parody news site. Recently, you've noticed that it seems to have started predicting future events...
#writingprompts #writing
Man, could you imagine if other workers reacted like tech Industry ones do?
"my car broke down." "UH, HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE YOUR OWN CAR THEN?"
"My pants ripped." "LEARN A SEWING LANGUAGE THEN"
insect grossness Show more
Tweetbot for iOS is by far my app of choice for birdsite and I wonder if there's ever going to be a Mastobot.
Rare footage of my toots vs. your toots https://mastodon.xyz/media/ZA-DYTt6S9Dt9HYbl4U
"why would you name your kid after <pop culture figure here>?"
i dunno, but i guess you never met anyone named Jacob, Abraham, Joseph, John, Mary, Muhammad, ...
I remember getting a tamagotchi
And putting the tab back in because I was freaked out over the possibility of my virtual pet dying from negligence ;;
Diablo 3 act 5 spoilers? Show more
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music gameing, score chasing (SFW) Show more
emoji statuses is the most "necessary" slack feature ever
So when will https://twitter.com/GROOVE_TOASTER get ported to the mastoverse if it hasn't been already
> goes to café to study
> ends up playing #arcaea instead
https://cybre.space/media/LWQU4Khvc-w-V4Bnv1Q
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so it looks like likes/faves/florps on mastodon are private? not saying it's a bad thing (quite the opposite for me, really!) but i only realized the lack of feature for viewing faves just now