uinn!™ @Quinntessential@cybre.space

GPS: Quinn, did you really just drive *ten miles* out of your way between clients just to go to *this* gas station!?

Me: frist of all how dare yo u

GPS: ... Quinn.

Me: They have raspberry tea here...

GPS:

Me:

GPS:

Please accept this humble, lovingly-crafted #introduction toot.

I'm Quinn! I've been on Mastodon for a while now, but my journey recently took a turn for the cybre when I jumped into #archlinux with no experience in preparation for a(prospective? hypothetical?) career change.

Hobbies include:
Ranting about #music
Occasionally #writing little fictions
#reading mostly SF/F, but lately just Linux documentation
Running a #dnd for a little ragtag band of fellow Mastonauts every Sunday evening

#introductions

Aegislash? More like *Bae*gislash.

*holds for applause*

Hah, this is a washing machine, you *nerds!* We took the top off a washing machine in order to repair it! As if *I'd* ever have the confidence or self-esteem necessary to post such a thing! Dream on, neeeeerds.

... Wrecked.

Hey I woke up feelin' real good today and I've decided I'm not letting that worry me! Y'all're great and things are going to be okay and I know you can do it! Go be great! Yes.

Petition to make me remember whatever garbage joke I was going to post instead of this.

Me: On no I left the sparkling wine in the freezer I sure hope it's okay.

The Missus: Well just put it in the fridge and whatever you do, don't op-

Me, having just opened it and sent a frozen geyser spraying across the room: Hm?

The Missus:

Me: I'm just. Gonna go...

It's only 9:30 so I'm not going to make any assumptions about the day just yet, but my brain didn't wake me up with sinister cackling and wringing of hands this morning, which I'm taking to be a good sign.

Well gosh!

I think I'm going to use an old PC I've had sitting in a closet as a... Something, I dunno. Nextcloud server or media machine or something. Both? Neither? Maybe even nothing, actually? Will it really just stay in my closet? Who knows? I sure heckin' don't.

"Policy states that under no circumstances are you to accept tips from clients, and that you should instead encourage them to take our survey and rate you highly. If you are forced to accept money, bring it back and turn it in at the end of the day. The money will help the company, and therefore you in the long run, more than if it were to go directly to your pocket."

Well me running. Good thing no one ever tips me. :3c

Oh so anyway here's the aftermath of this morning's hair misadventure. I think it turned out *okay*, considering the mild panic I experienced as I was trying to fix a real bad oopsie while fighting the clock.

Unrelated, is Bad Hair a valid reason to call off work for, say, a week?

Me: I will do this inadvisable thing which is likely to fail in an embarrassing way!

The Voice Of Reason: No don-

Me: Oh no this thing has failed in an embarrassing way. Who could have predicted this?

Entire population of the Earth: *raises hand*

The Little One handed me a toy and said it was a walkie talkie, then started shouting her own call-signs and stuff into a different toy. She then proceeded to inform me that only she could say "Over" because she was The Boss.

Now I'm not allowed to talk into mine at all unless there's an emergency.

Situation updated:
Threat level downgraded to aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

We here at uinn!™ sincerely apologize, and we appreciate your patience as we work to resolve this operational disruption. As a show of gratitude, please find enclosed within this notice a recompensatory shitpost.

📣✨BUTTS✨

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*deep breath*
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Quinn, Level 29 Anxiety Elemental

Question:
Is *this* a thing?

Consider for a moment, if you will, the humble ʢ• ͡•ʡ

Have you had your daily allotment of Caro Emerald yet? Don't want until it's too late!

https://youtu.be/bsBsi2YkYCA

So I guess that's why I haven't been posting as much as I used to? I'm working on fixing a bunch of stuff in my life that I had been letting slip, and this is one of the items on my list. Getting my head back firmly under *my* control and not the despot that is my hippocampus.