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About our system!
We've decided upon calling ourselves Tavy/TASKP (et al)
when we're forced to use a last name we typically use a single letter
Parsley has middle names

The FedEx trucks around here having
> NO CHOICE, INC
> Contracted Service Provider

Written on the side is a little too on the nose

Remember to #BoycottEurovision this year because it is being held on occupied land (and due to winning with a kinda racist performance to boot)

I love living in Glasgow bc there's just monuments like this around which commemorates the time the river Clyde said "Fuck Landlords"

ACCIDENTALLY PULLED A PRANK AT THE WAX MUSEUM. WAS STANDING STILL TO LOOK AT A WAX SCULPTURE AND A WOMAN STARTED STARING AT ME, THINKING I WAS MADE OF WAX. I TURNED TO LOOK AT HER AND SHE SCREAMED AND RAN AWAY. PERFECT EXECUTION

A little old lady bursts out of the front door, furiously brandishing a short broom.
"OFF! OFF!" she shrieks, her hair blown wildly around by the helicopter's downdraft. "YA DAFT BASTARD, MESSIN' IN MY HUMMINGBIRD FEEDERS! I'LL SMACK YOU A GOOD ONE, I WILL! OFF!"
The helicopter retracts its refuelling probe in an instant, then rises rapidly into the air, swinging side to side as though to avoid the sharp swipes of the broom.
"Third time today!" the lady mutters as it vanishes into the clouds.

A little house sits atop a rise in the middle of a wide prarie.
A rumbling, thudding sound is heard overhead: a gigantic black military helicopter, bristling with sensors and weapons, descends out of the clouds.
The helicopter drops rapidly, seeming to be about to crash, but then pulls up at the last moment and comes to a complete stop in midair, directly in front of the house.
Slowly, gingerly, it extends its in-flight refuelling probe towards the hummingbird feeder hanging from the porch.

praising rich people for giving to charity is like congratulating an arsonist for drinking a glass of water

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testosterone is not a male hormone because CIS WOMEN NATURALLY PRODUCE TESTOSTERONE

in fact, the only women who ever had zero testosterone levels are trans women.
if testosterone is a male hormone then trans women are less male than cis women, and I don't see any cis people making THAT argument EVER

if student debt cancellation happened after i paid off my student loans, i would be happy, because im not a fucking shithead who demands that the entire world revolve around me and i can be happy for other people getting a fair deal

Hey everyone! Stop and shop workers aren't getting paid while on strike. In order to get by, persevere, and keep striking until management gives in, they need money!! Please donate to our local strike fund in order to help our fellow workers get by on strike!! Share this around and boost please!

chuffed.org/project/pvdsa-stop

Zugzwang. (cw: fantastic bigotry, phobic relatives, bugs being TFed). 

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ever notice how at school they'll teach you about the civil rights movement right up to MLK's assassination and then just stop the year before the formation of the Black Panther Party? :blocblob:

in computer science, there are basically three values we care about: zero, one, and many. which is why now that I've had two cups of coffee today, i may as well have 8 more.

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