What they say: Could you do the dishes?
What they mean: I've hidden dirty dishes around the dining room and kitchen, including under papers or dish towels. Search them out!


Related to this, I wonder what "Uncle Roger" would say about me eating fried rice with crème fraîche 🤔

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Partner: Do you want spaghetti or salad for lunch?
Me, understanding "spaghetti" is today's secret code word for "fried rice": spaghetti


Partner: *points at fiber cable* we have WiFi!
Me: and by "WiFi" you mean "wired Ethernet"?
Partner: Yes! Wired Fidelity


Imagine you could get chicken nuggets that taste like they were from McD's but they were vegetarian! >w<


Disappointment/mild negativity 

It's a bit disappointing that the protocol underlying many of these messaging services (WhatsApp, et al) is XMPP, but they're configured in such a way that they don't federate with one another.

At least, as I understand it.

Frozen headcanon (no Frozen II spoilers) 

Elsa is aro/ace, which feels obvious to me, but others were wondering when she'd get married so ╮(^▽^)╭

Today I was introduced to Tempo's limited edition "Vanilla Dream" scented facial tissues and they are everything I dreamed they might be~


Today we celebrated Thanksgiving with a traditional Indian meal consisting of self-made curry and naan. It was quite yummy!

Happy Thanksgiving :heart_pride:


My computer: "Allow Java to..."
Me: You had me at "Java". <Clicks No>


Trying to decide which version:

The girl, laments the lack of a cart, tossed by destiny, will eventually yearn for "Pokémon". Is that a "Shield", with a magical trans pride Ponyta? Or a "Sword", with perhaps an even cuter Gothita?


Coworker: I love drama when it doesn't affect me.
Me: I'll be in London during the upcoming UK election.
Them: ...Wow

game recommendation 

It's too bad it's not really practical to reproduce this style gameplay at home. =( I'm much better at playing rhythm games with my hands than my feet. ^^

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game recommendation 

If you find yourself in Japan, "maimai DX" is a really fun rhythm game to check out in arcades.

Example: "Bad Apple" in maimai DX -- youtube.com/watch?v=PMQp19LbIp

pokemon sword/shield, internet observations, negativity 

All of my friends playing Sword/Shield: OMG this is the greatest game!
The Internet: Sword + Shield are absolute sh!t! Game Freaks has lost their way. It's basically unplayable garbage!

Lesson: Do not ask the Internet for their opinion on things.

jr railway/falling 

JR warning notice: Please refrain from using mobile phones while walking in the station in order to prevent unexpected accidents, such as colliding with another passenger, or falling onto the train tracks.
Me: Well that sure escalated quickly 😮

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