food Show more
My partner (clogged nose) after taking a bite of a mushroom, pesto, and feta cheese pie:
>>> This tastes just like the tomato soup...
>>> ...and the inari sushi.
random Show more
>>> My English is good enough that I can use it to lean other languages!
gaming/consumerism Show more
How many times will I buy Final Fantasy IX?
Looks like _at least_ 4 times @.@
discussion of hentai/porn Show more
>>> We can find some hentai if you'd like. What anime or video game based hetai would you like?
<<< ...Animal Crossing?
gaming/mild etrian odyssey spoilers Show more
I was playing Etrian Odyssey Untold: The Millennium Girl on my flight to Shinjuku Tokyo I finally made it to the 5th Stratum.
Well played, Atlus.
pol? Show more
Germans: It gets really cold in the winter, maybe we should use switch heaters so trains can keep running.
Chicago (apparently): Why use switch heaters when you can just _set the tracks on fire_?!
programmeing Show more
what if Rust used Bash syntax for opening and closing blocks
// horrors here
Esafnu is the goddess of memory safety, and every time you use an unsafe block you must invoke Her name, that She may lend you forgiveness and not make your code explode
unicode/tech babbling Show more
I really wish computers were smart enough to be able to combine various unicode characters.
Like extending 👩❤️👩→ 👩❤️👩
Then we could have things like:
👩💻👸→ Tech Princess/Queen
👩💻🧚♀️→ Tech Fairy(!)
👩💻🐲→ Tech dragon(!!)
proverb/food Show more
TIL "The proof is in the pudding" is... let me be diplomatic... the shortened form of "The proof of the pudding is in the eating."
That is, you can't tell how delicious the dark chocolate pudding covered with whipped cream and vanilla sugar is until you eat it.
Don't worry though, I'll volunteer to taste and take one for the team.
gaming/speedrunning Show more
What's pretty neat: There's a category for speed running Zelda 1 Co-Op, with two people on one controller, and for doing the dungeons in reverse order (including killing Ganon first)
What's less neat: Some people apparently consider those less impressive than completing the game as fast as you can without restriction.
tech/neg Show more
On the other hand, doing it the 'wrong' way, just pasting the string into controller works very easily.
Other people can't change it, but since the command line version works well, it's easy to just pass in file paths there.
tech/neg Show more
Trying to do the "right thing" with C# view models and chtml is sure a pain in the butt.
Like, all I really want is to have a textarea that's contents are synced with a string. But however one is supposed to do that is a complete mystery to me.
ffxiv/death Show more
I still remember the C'rrah version of that poem...
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray to Thal my soul to reap
If I should wake and see the morn'
I pray that I may sleep once more
...Or something like that. I forget how the last two lines originally rhymed x.x
food/shitpost Show more
From now on I'm going to call döner "Turkish burrito".
Also, I'm going to call burritos "Mexican Döner".