Pinned ping

Man I'm tired
*has coffee*
Man I'm tired with  tachycardia

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NSFW-ish joke 

work 

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o, what a pitiful shame that we are stuck with Javascript as the lingua franca of the web, all of its many dangerous warts and pitfalls an indelible stain on the platform

now to take a big sip of coffee as I ponder the timeless beauty of the Unix way, with its elegant lingua franca, shell scripts

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embedded boomers really love to just steal and repackage Eclipse and GCC and be like, look, _we_ made this IDE it's not eclipse it's ProCode™ Embedded Codebench™ IDE 3.0 and you gotta pay us US$10,000 per copy

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Me commissioning an artist for the first time: "Um, hello, I saw your commissions were open and I was wondering if I could get a piece?"

Me trying to commission the same artist for the 30th time: "Open your commissions. Stop having them be closed."

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person playing the dark souls character creator for the first time starter pack:
- similar face
- not knowing the difference between the words deprived and depraved

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Today I had to tell Google a mailbox was a parking meter, because it wouldn’t let me NOT say it was a parking meter. In case you’re wondering how self driving cars are coming

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"Im not owned! Im not owned!" I insist as i shrink and transform into a piss poor attempt to make politics into math

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FF14 meme 

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square-enix when they decided it's time to revitalize single-player final fantasy games, as well as get them out faster than 10 years

medication, this sounds like a joke but I'm serious 

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not to encourage theft but instance admins you should absolutely pillage snouts for its emojos there's some really good ones

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There are unresolved conflicts. Click for details. 

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never forget that git is so complicated that i managed to accidentally push a change request to change "toots" to "yiffs" on the mainline mastodon branch github.com/tootsuite/mastodon/

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