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Since this instance has apparently been blocked by another because of a single rogue user - that has been dealt with at that - please also follow my alt just in case: @MiriMayhem

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Hi Mastodon (what's the Mastodon equivalent of Tweeps? Meeps?), time to introduce myself:

I'm Miri, my pronouns are she/her, level 30 and I live in NRW, Germany. I'm in training to become a nurse.
In private I like to listening to music and/or playing games (still trying to figure out Twitch).

I'm speaking English (pronounciation could be better, lack of training) and German. Also, currently I'm learning DGS (German Sign Language).

"So, let's get our stories straight, umm, I mean gay" - me, 10 min ago

The tides of my distraction have their own moon.
[unknown; as seen on a screen in front of our art gallery]

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Fun fact: each book scanned for the Internet Archive has a unique identifier, usually the title of the item, or its first 16 characters; the volume number, or 00 if there isn't one; and the first 4 characters of the author. So:

Grab a code, grab a free copy of Terminus, take these codes over to


if your admin isn't blocking kiwifarms instances make sure they get on that asap and if they don't, find a better instance


ich würde meine Bahnfahrt lieber mit erkennbaren Altenpfleger*in, Feuerwehfrau/-mann, Müllwerker*in, Musiker*in, Bäcker*in, Landwirt, Buchbinder*in, Molenhauer*in, Ofensetzer*in, Mathematikprofessor*in, Kindergartenerzieher*in, Obdachlosen, Förster*in, Richtern*innen... verbringen als mit einem Uniformierten Soldaten/Soldatin.

Ist dann die nächste Pflicht, das Tragen einer schusssicheren Weste gepaart mit einer MP als "Markenzeichen"?

Bin kurz 🤮

Die Bundeswehr zahlt für die freie Beförderung ihres Personals zukünftig ~4 Millionen pro Jahr.

Grob der Gegenwert von 910 Bahncard 100.

Falls sich nachher mal wieder jemand fragt, warum die Bahn rote Zahlen schreibt, oder keine Kohle für Investitionen hat...

Jens Spahnferkel möchte beatmungspflichtige Menschen in Heime einsperren und ihnen ein selbstbestimmtes Leben verwehren.
Bitte, bitte helft, dass dieses menschenverachtende Gesetzt nicht durchkommt:

Ok, es ist so weit: Die Urologie hat mich verdorben. Ich lese PSA und denke Tumormarker 🙄

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The Fedilab developer just admitted to acting in bad faith by removing the user agent identification from their client.

I can understand a browser changing the user agent to something else for compatibility reasons, but for a client to deliberately remove identification to evade the wishes of the servers they connect to?

That’s not something well-behaved clients usually do...

Kennt zufällig jemand von euch Endokrinologen im Raum NRW, bei denen die HRT auch ohne Blocker gemacht werden kann? Ich muss leider wechseln 😔

Spotify put a metal version of "We are number one" in my playlist and I like this so much!

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Remember that game from Hatsune Miku? I guess it's called Minceraft... Anyway I found a server to play on. Last time I played was still pre-transition, so all new mechanics I guess 😅

Stop clapping hands being clapping hands an clapping hands asshole clapping hands to clapping hands people clapping hands relying clapping hands on clapping hands screen readers clapping hands.

new game idea: pokemon but it's about polyamory

you get to pick from three starter partners and then you travel the lands, wooing more partners to add them to your party

instead of fighting, partners try to make each other get all flustered. there are different types (strong, nerdy, cute...) and they all have their effectiveness stuff. the eight gym leaders and elite four are all dommes

professor oak is on a journey to discover every type of partner and put them in the polydex

tldr gay

:brain10: how can you be monogamous when there's more than one girl

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