Filip [cybre aspect] @Minkovsky@cybre.space

This should be a #vaporwave album cover.

User: “Hi, I’d like to hear a torrent #joke.”
Tracker: “I will refer you to people who can tell you a #torrent joke.”

…

Peer 1: “Why d”
Peer 2: “cken”
Peer 3: “road?”
Peer 4: “id th”
Peer 3: “cross”
Peer 1: “e chi”
Peer 5: “ the”

Peer 2: “the o”
Peer 4: “To ge”
Peer 1: “side.”
Peer 5: “ther “
Peer 2: “t to "

[ ⌒ ▽⌒ ] the ｇｌｉｔｃｈｉｎｇ ｈｏｕｒ begins~

cybre.space registrations are now open!

hi my names Bob Schchrrurrk, and in this talk id like to introduce you to Resilient System Architectures. y'see, we accidentally deleted our production database, but thankfully our servers were so misconfigured that the users were actually using the staging database, so it was completely ok,

*none of them understand* oh my sfghsgh
https://computerfairi.es/media/7Gxtv8rwHmKvD_hXeio https://computerfairi.es/media/MeivHBgyhkQ18sxdj60

@Elizafox "hey steve, the AI's talking about the futility of existence again"

"man i thought we fixed that bug. just inject more dopamine packets into the neural network, we're shipping next week"

mastodon instance pals, I hope you won't mind if I ask you to take part in a quick straw poll. Please –

♻Boost if you would prefer images on a CW'd post to be marked NSFW by default

🌟Favourite if you'd prefer they stay completely unlinked

thank you!

Hi, I just want to say I love grad students. I love students in general, actually.

Obviously there's individual variation (and some real jerks out there), but overall the refrain of my academic experience is "the faculty/admins failed, the students came through."