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if you want to read a queer polyamorous webnovel that takes place in an open world with a feral hoarder for a protagonist and also some pretty men and monster porn, good news, i am writing one of those and it's free

so obviously what i SHOULD be doing is reading books i already own so that i can sell them. however. what if. instead. i read a book that i know is going to go on sale later, so that i can buy it.

all instances should have a special page where i can view their emoji options, this is vital to my decision-making process

oh shit wait, does switching to a new instance mean losing all the blobcat emojis

i don't know if i can handle that :blobcatumm:

in fairness to my dangerous whims, would be a very funny way to be addressed and seem nice but i have trust issues that make it way too tempting to just roll my own (i should not do this) (please do not ask about the state of my forum)

the mastodon instance at is retiring 

for a lot of reasons, both personal and practical, i don't think i can effectively run a public mastodon instance any more, and i need to retire i want to do this responsibly and make sure everyone has a chance to migrate and export properly, so here is the plan for the instance retirement (feel free to share this link around):

due to ongoing moderation load issues and understaffing, between now and 1 november, the instance may be undermoderated. for other instances, if this poses an issue for you, i encourage you to use federation tools at your discretion. i would only ask that you be clear and public about your decisions so that users can figure out where they will be able to migrate their accounts.

thank you

me: i NEED to spend less on books
illumicrate: you're off the waitlist!


damn i forgot the king of blood also had a thorny crown. you'd think it would keep coming up as a religious thing but i just like flower crowns and sadomasochism, is the thing

typora has a nice interface, a little file browser on the side, and the theoretical ability to export to epub. HOWEVER i have never managed to get yaml metadata to work and it only works on individual files, so i would have to copy/paste every chapter file into one document and that sucks actually.

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does anyone have any hot tips for easy GUI methods to convert a folder of markdown files to epub? i hate actually writing in scrivener but it's still got the easiest epub generation method of literally anything i use, i'm squinting at pandoc commands in powershell and suffering

it'd be wild if they'd googled the fake language i made up for amazons and found the translation tho

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i simply cannot access the mindset that makes this comment seem like a good idea

Cleric of Pelor for thebluetemple on tumblr ☀️

I had an absolute blast working on this piece, my clients always give me such cool things to work on. I absolutely thrived while shading the metal.

#Art #DigitalArt #MastoArt #CreativeToots #DnD

i can't browse etsy at work anymore because there's no way to adjust your viewing history or recommendations so the home page is now nothing but a huge grid of dildos and fleshlights

tits out to get crepes at 10 am, as normal people often do

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my sunday plans are not technically a date but what if i wore the ill-fitting batman tank top anyway

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the mastodon instance at is retired

see the end-of-life plan for details: