Kitty Unpretty @KittyUnpretty@cybre.space

endless scrolling aka "hope you weren't planning to deep dive bc you can't"

but the ones i have NOW don't fit into my purse, which makes this different, because

i want another bluetooth keyboard for my phone, again, as if i don't already have enough of those

what's up with the handbrake pineapple

i like true crime podcasts in theory, but in practice not enough of them manage to hit my sweet spot of mocking shitheads and respecting their victims

i thought my succulent was just growing in a normal succulent way but it turns out it's been stretched out like taffy by a lack of adequate sunlight

... it may actually not be possible for me to keep succulents that are happy and healthy in this climate

finally, the hey riddle riddle me piss crossover episode we've all been waiting for

binging topical media from 2016 is a helluva thing because it's just a year-long slow slide from "haha, can you imagine" to "wait, what's happening" to "oh god oh god"

there's a 23&me ad that uses sims music and i find it deeply unsettling

lmao one of our ps4 controllers broke and to fix it we have to pay for shipping and provide the receipt from last christmas

i miss the week that i was on opioids because that was the only time in my life i can recall my digestive system behaving like that of a normal human being

i feel like this is not the reason most people think fondly of opioid painkillers

first it took me eleven years to notice a new elysian fields album... then seven... soon i will be able to notice every other album they release, and maybe someday every album

this shouldn't be shocking because they've actually been releasing music pretty consistently but for some reason i've been oblivious to, like. every album except queen of the meadow and last night on earth. i don't know why those two albums in particular.

i can't believe there's a new elysian fields album but also i'm not complaining

oh christ it's my birthday on sunday

it's such a small fucking campus you'd think it'd be pretty easy to get good coverage but naw, this shit crawls