Kitty Unpretty @KittyUnpretty@cybre.space

from now on when andrew asks where the cat is i'm going to have to say "i will never jeopardize the beans" instead of answering

is this normal for a girlfriend to bury beans

i will never jeopardize the beans

r/relationships: "My (30 M) girlfriend (30 F) buried all of my beans in the woods and won't tell me where, causing a fight between us."

i don't normally cross-post screenshots but if i don't scream about the beans here i'll die, sorry cybre

took 8ball outside for a walk on his leash. he ate some ants and then rolled down a hill.

i see grass outside and immediately start trying to buy quail chicks via the internet

*throws some lamb's quarter seeds at the ground*

you're a weed. get your shit together.

it's also possible that tomorrow we will be overwhelmed with delighted ducks. i find both of these options acceptable.

went out and flung some rice seed at the creek. possibly someday it will grow into rice.

my new solution was to import the pattern page into inkscape so i could use guides but it's not perfect (if you can make the guides thicker i can't find a setting) #xstitch

i got a special pan just to make lazy crumpets (rings were mildly inconvenient) but it doesn't heat evenly on the stove so i might have to become a crumpet-baking weirdo

the disadvantage of cross-stitching from a pdf instead of a printout is that i can't use a ruler to keep track of which column i'm on