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astielle ch 30 nsfw spoilers 

why did i write a sex scene that involves one woman, four men, four pairs of wings, 14 arms, six dicks, and twenty tentacles. why did i think this was a good idea.

machine learning is amazing because you take a bunch of data you don't have permission to use and a few million matrix multiplications later you can generate the wrong answer to any question

someone at work gave me a huge cucumber a month ago and despite knowing better i tried to ferment it into pickles. it was way too fucking big. this is pickle mush.

i really relate to the part where it flops and tries to regroup and pulls itself together to try again only to immediately end up in over its head and eating shit

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pro-tip: if you ever get a link that you don't trust, add a "+" to the end of the URL so you can be taken to the info page instead

e.g.: ->

i don't know what to wear for my birthday, none of the cute accessories i bought arrived in time :blobsob:

none of this would be necessary if jotterpad would let me choose a sync folder in onedrive instead of trying to sync The Entire Thing but jotterpad also wants me to pay a monthly fee if i update so, here we are

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trip report: i put my dropbox folder inside of my onedrive folder and nothing has exploded. my synced files in onedrive look weird as hell now but i'm fine with that.

imagine... software that makes any goddamn sense to anyone

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decadent fantasies about work switching to clerkbooks

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