Kitty Unpretty @KittyUnpretty@cybre.space

if you lived in a house full of shoji and kittens it would be pretty easy for a disaster to happen but i don't think punting kittens and kool-aid manning through the walls would be your default state, it would not be a constant struggle not to accidentally throw kittens into adjacent rooms

(this is a post about superman)

i don't really know what i was expecting when i typed seriesof.tube into my address bar

i just remembered that hard boiled eggs are a low-effort way to stop being hungry so that's one problem solved

there are so many women... who wanna fulfill all of some dude's weirdest fantasies... literally all you have to do is wash your hair and be nice outside the bedroom... that's literally it... and they still... STILL... manage to fuck it up... it is quite frankly stunning

it's really fucking funny to me that dudes who put no effort into being nice or grooming themselves claim that they can't get women because they're fat or whatever, and meanwhile i make a post about soft snuggly men and femsubs who want a dude to slap them around can't smash that reblog button fast enough

i burnt the barley i was toasting to make mugicha, everything is terrible forever

i want chunky knits on chunky men and until my demands are met i will continue to scream into the void while doing nothing else to accomplish my goals

i am in a constant state of homer simpson pounding his fists on the counter, chanting, "where's. my. burrito." but i'm using burrito as a stand-in for whatever i'm actually demanding which makes the whole situation very confusing for everyone

where are all the blogs of large, snuggly looking men in sweaters. big soft men in big soft sweaters. where's the megapost for THAT. i ask of you.

*does an image search for men in sweaters and then just scrolls for a while*

yes. this is good. this is healthy.

*drags myself out of the shame pit and into the adjacent despair pit*