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strong ai is an impossibility, as any ai would in all likelihood be a nerd, and, thus, fundamentally weak

saw the words "sweet cherry pie" and read them automatically to the tune of "sweet caroline"

in retrospect my mom was extremely cool about ordering me a book called diary of a drug fiend when i was like thirteen

i wonder if the girl who had a crush on me in high school still has my copy of diary of a drug fiend

why am i surprised that the joke i thought about cutting for being too stupid has been the most popular

I have never taken a single nude, not even a lewd. The hundreds of pictures of my dick and balls that have for some reason been removed from wikipedia are a different matter, as those were for educational purposes.

the vinyl edition of Oh Wormwood sold out at some point... life is a series of tragedies

i love when i see an adoptables post and every single character immediately sold except the single unhorny one

i keep forgetting about the racist Siamese cats from Lady and the Tramp so every time someone talks about it being a racist movie my mind turns to the Italian chef that gave them spaghetti and I think "what was racist about that? he was a nice chef"

Thinking about the security implications of this computer from black mirror where you can see what’s on the screen from the other side

i don't really know how to link this without spoilers, so i guess here's a story i wrote about faceblindness


‪My dog needs surgery very soon, so I’m offering commishes at a big discount to offset the cost, (including tattoo design commissions!) nab one while they last! ‬

‪Signal boosting would be appreciated!‬

‪✨ ✨‬

hate when i forget to do innocent searches in an incognito window. i don't need my history to be telling people i didn't know the difference between cabbages off the top of my head. let my shameful ignorance be a secret, forever.

anyway i'm up to 20k but it's less impressive when you know i wrote 8k of that like two years ago

*writes it from the perspective of a character who doesn't know what's going on so the text itself doesn't acknowledge how fucked up this is*

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