Kitty Unpretty @KittyUnpretty@cybre.space
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- she/her
- website
- https://kittyunpretty.com
dick wizard, weedhorse, got batman banned from walmart
(you may have seen my fanfic floating around, is what i mean)
i stay unlisted because i forget to cw constantly. if you need cws you're better off not following. i won't fuss if you unfollow me so don't feel anxious about it.
Joined Oct 2017
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i would say my biggest weakness is that i'm not sure what my biggest weakness is, rendering me vulnerable to attack
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"dude, dont you get it?? those things used to be WOLVES" i say, punching every dog i meet
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the scene in kung pow where the shopkeeper screams "that's a lot of nuts" so loud that it makes the audio clip is the pinnacle of comedy
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If Bigfoot sat down in the mud there would have been a big assprint, and they would’ve named the creature Bigass. We don’t talk about this.
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some of you are good at concealing things and it doesnt show
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people keep asking me about my crust bucket, and i tell them the same thing every time: it's the bucket where i keep my crust, obviously
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ukpol, gross, horrid Show more
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edging for the Lord 🙏😇💯
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"We do what we do not because it is right, and not because it is easy, but because we thought it'd be funny"
if i ever have money to commission someone i should commission a good joxter fanartist to draw jean
*gestures at vaguely elfin fox-themed oc with weird blue eyes and fangy teeth* look i have a type and i don't get to see it as much as you would think okay, don't take this from me
fanartists who make joxter some kind of elfin cat man with fangy teeth and slitted pupils? the most valid. thank u for this gift.
as a longtime moomin fan i was blindsided by the rise of hot joxter but i'm not complaining in the slightest 
whenever my internet is being shitty and i go to some big website and the whole screen is taken up by the svg they use for the search icon, it makes me feel a lot better about myself and my shitty little websites
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Freebie #ColouringPage pages, yay!
One page is a scan of that abstract tangle frame I drew recently, and the other is a scan of two little hand-drawn half mandalas.
Grab the print-ready PDFs here > https://www.patreon.com/posts/27067791
Enjoy!
i guess the upside about squirrel girl ending is that i can stop buying any marvel comics
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probably my last #mermay thing here
this is vyviana, a whale shark. she's a very motherly type who will go out of her way to free fish (or other mer) tangled in nets or take care of abandoned shoalings. she's a part of an all-female shoal and acts as their healer. she can't swim too well because of a genetic defect, but she doesn't let that get in her way.
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ko-fi except you pay me to not make posts
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where do i see myself in 10 years? well im probably gonna be able to do the splits by then. i can already go pretty far. look. look at me. just a couple more inches. you can push my knees down and I'll go even farther. anyways i'd love to be the manager of this best buy one day
- pronouns
- she/her
- website
- https://kittyunpretty.com
dick wizard, weedhorse, got batman banned from walmart
(you may have seen my fanfic floating around, is what i mean)
i stay unlisted because i forget to cw constantly. if you need cws you're better off not following. i won't fuss if you unfollow me so don't feel anxious about it.
Joined Oct 2017
