Kitty Unpretty @KittyUnpretty@cybre.space
- pronouns
- she/her
- website
- https://kittyunpretty.com
dick wizard, weedhorse, got batman banned from walmart
(you may have seen my fanfic floating around, is what i mean)
i stay unlisted because i forget to cw constantly. if you need cws you're better off not following. i won't fuss if you unfollow me so don't feel anxious about it.
Joined Oct 2017
Pinned ping
Kitty Unpretty
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strong ai is an impossibility, as any ai would in all likelihood be a nerd, and, thus, fundamentally weak
SWEET CHERRY PIE
BWA BWA BWAAAA
saw the words "sweet cherry pie" and read them automatically to the tune of "sweet caroline"
in retrospect my mom was extremely cool about ordering me a book called diary of a drug fiend when i was like thirteen
i wonder if the girl who had a crush on me in high school still has my copy of diary of a drug fiend
why am i surprised that the joke i thought about cutting for being too stupid has been the most popular
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I have never taken a single nude, not even a lewd. The hundreds of pictures of my dick and balls that have for some reason been removed from wikipedia are a different matter, as those were for educational purposes.
the vinyl edition of Oh Wormwood sold out at some point... life is a series of tragedies
i love when i see an adoptables post and every single character immediately sold except the single unhorny one
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i keep forgetting about the racist Siamese cats from Lady and the Tramp so every time someone talks about it being a racist movie my mind turns to the Italian chef that gave them spaghetti and I think "what was racist about that? he was a nice chef"
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Thinking about the security implications of this computer from black mirror where you can see what’s on the screen from the other side
i don't really know how to link this without spoilers, so i guess here's a story i wrote about faceblindness
https://unpretty.space/post/189022002413/marcus-stopped-abruptly-in-the-middle-of-the
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COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN AT 50% OFF ON 
!!!
My dog needs surgery very soon, so I’m offering commishes at a big discount to offset the cost, (including tattoo design commissions!) nab one while they last!
Signal boosting would be appreciated!
uptown funk but the 'hot damn' is raymond holt
Kitty Unpretty
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do your best 
nsfw: tiny and overexcited housewife trying very hard to peg her large husband
hate when i forget to do innocent searches in an incognito window. i don't need my history to be telling people i didn't know the difference between cabbages off the top of my head. let my shameful ignorance be a secret, forever.
anyway i'm up to 20k but it's less impressive when you know i wrote 8k of that like two years ago
*writes it from the perspective of a character who doesn't know what's going on so the text itself doesn't acknowledge how fucked up this is*
- pronouns
- she/her
- website
- https://kittyunpretty.com
dick wizard, weedhorse, got batman banned from walmart
(you may have seen my fanfic floating around, is what i mean)
i stay unlisted because i forget to cw constantly. if you need cws you're better off not following. i won't fuss if you unfollow me so don't feel anxious about it.
Joined Oct 2017
