nsfw, cursed 

"are they, you know," *mimics jerking off a baguette* "french?"

lewd, cursed(?) 

code cum-piler

the nice thing about foss programs is that there are no strings attached to them being free, which is really nice when you can't spend money


snitties and snocks (snake titties and snake cocks)

Myxa is a god of rot, but in a way that is about making things into forms that are often more friendly to life. for instance: how fungi broke down stone to create the first soil

humanity made computers to make up for the fact that arcane rituals weren't real

anyone know of any decent free video editing software that is fairly simple to learn the basics of? we want something we can use to make video memes without much editing knowledge

minor metroid dread spoilers (of the kind present in all trailers) 

the desire to move like an EMMI

food shitpost 

macaroni & cheese made with pepper jack cheese


these things don't do anything... as far as we know. we can kill them, but they don't react to us attacking them, or react to anything at all

@Gulfie Edinburgh is desperately trying to teleport away from the UK

the halting problem is wrong, nothing can predict the outcome of *any* computer process

we want to get an ergonomic keyboard & mouse, anything we should know?

By the power of Beyblade, I have the power!

@alex patient: (taking off costume) wait, but I am pagliacci

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