if functional programmers are witches, then assembly programmers are druids, don't @ me
@SuricrasiaOnline followers of PHP can be found in functional and object-oriented, so PHP witches and PHP ... paladins?
@ontploffing @SuricrasiaOnline PHP users would be bards i think
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