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Jenkar
@Jenkar@cybre.space
French machine learning beginner - Esoteric music lover - I make horrible puns all the time (also a little bit of a troll, but the good kind!) - Mix of chaotic good scared child and neutral evil young adult wanting to be active - avatar by @Rei
He/they, though i prefer direct naming (Jenkar)
Hi i'm Jenkar i'm a fishy person that loves new music except with voices except very rarely when i find the voice really good but that's rare.
I have difficulty formulating thoughts in a way that pleases me and hence tend to stay quiet, but i read a lot more toots than i react to.
I also say hi, good morning, good night etc to a lot of people.
Also i make terrible puns very often.
And sometimes toot in french.
Anyways yeah that's me. 👋
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Welp, here it is frens, totally everything i listen to and only that. :3
PSA : I have an alt that posts (very irregular) photos of the world that i found pretty, at @Jenkar . Feel free to follow if you like dem :3
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No joke here folks. If you are involved in tech I urge you to URGENTLY ESCALATE the news of Symantec SSL/TLS cert distrust.
15 mins of checking in NIghtly and I've found the following are broken:
oyster.tfl.gov.uk
southwesttrains
johnlewis
pcworld
currys
bt
O2
ebay
If these everyday names are not on top of it, your ORG is likely not too.
https://blog.mozilla.org/security/2018/07/30/update-on-the-distrust-of-symantec-tls-certificates/
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Hey everyone
I'm new to cybre.space. I'm a new full-stack web dev, love RPGs, and probably read too much.
Am on a train!!
Wait wtf this emoji
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seed phrase: Ostrich Mouse Mosquito Hippopotamus Lapwing (HQ: http://aka-san.halcy.de/quasi/1240643749.gif )
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Wondering what to put in the description field on an image? A quick guide:
1. Just say what's in the image--you don't need to say it's an image.
2. Describe only what's relevant to the conversation. "Annalee writing in a notebook" or "An example of candid portraiture" or "A person using a fountain pen" are all good captions of the same image, in different contexts.
3. All text that's meant to be read should be transcribed. Screencap? Transcribe. Sign in background of selfie? Don't transcribe.
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@lulucybrelu I don't know what bouffe means but it sounds like a dog sound so that's cool
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d2s exist and they are real and good
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A man is at a friend's funeral. After the proceedings, he approaches the widow and asks if she minds if he says a word. "No, of course not," she replies. So he grabs a glass and taps a spoon against it to get everyone's attention, and when the muttering dies down, he clears his throat and speaks: "Plethora." He puts the glass back down and everyone continues their conversations. The widow turns to him, with a tear in her eye. "Thank you," she says. Show more
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A space ship landed. An alien emerged. "Greetings," it said, "do you have a leader?"
"We have many."
"Then I will wait."
"For what?" people asked. "For us to have one, or none?"
But the alien would not say.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
Godspeed You Black Emperor - East Hasting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9Ty3YnWN80
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*writes an email*
dear you,
mew! mew! mew! mew!
luv,
KITTEN.EXE
*seals email*
✉️💨
Hot video game take, Subtoot Show more
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@Jenkar JESUDS CHRIST
"um excuse me sorry the uh the scroll about feathered serpents you recommended is a little uh a little flighty?"
*muffled around the dagger in their teeth* "not for long, ma'am!"
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trebuchet 
terfs 2018
