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&Kalmia @IrisKalmia@cybre.space

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Hi, I'm some absolutely batshit demon with too many names and a smattering of interests.

Mostly nerdy shit, like battletech (megamek good.), backyard chemistry (working on getting back into fireworks), weird spirituality, and Hot Tech Takes. I'd list stuff like flow arts and motorcycles as not nerdy, but lets be fucking honest here.

I'm crazy, I post and relay porn, and sometimes talk about drug use. Expect a lot of sad and lewd pings.

(I needed to make one for a pin <_<)

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Hey folx if you came because of my angry tech pings and whatever else, know I'm a lewd-as-fuck furry with severe problems.

You may not wanna follow if you're here for the Takes.

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I’m sick to death of people being precious about #GMO produce. Functionally there is no difference between a grape bred to have little or no seed and a grape that has been modified in a lab for the same thing. Y’all are just scared of science.

You wanna talk about #Monsanto charging for “licenses” for their crops, ok. Talk about agribusiness killing the planet, ok. Talk about corporations copyrighting genetic code, ok. These are all valid concerns.

But the science is sound.

guess theres no real point in rushing home at this point in time, is there?

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I wonder how much more work I'd get done if I weren't burned out from listening to my coworkers all the fucking time.

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ICE, protests, cyberpunk Show more

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Hey so, it's that time again. 3 slots open, $200-$225 (depending on complexity & character count). Full-color, background, multi-character (limit 3). How about it?

Attached examples are mostly NSFW, but more or less representative of what you'll get in terms of finish (linework and method used to color may vary per the examples, but the amount of polish-and-pop will be the same).

Please boost!

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tattoo Show more

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school, abuse Show more

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The orchid mantis is a big weird lanky bug, which is relatable, but she also rocks high-femme fashion while being a terrifying predator with swords for arms, which is aspirational.

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Imagining one of those people who used to throw "sparkledog" around as a spiteful insult seeing this and turning into Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino, like one of those esoteric YouTube face morph videos.

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Yes there are Implications here thanks for playing

plural nonsense, kink Show more

time travel history, politics, fascism Show more

what is a floofgon if not billions of other floofgons in a trenchcoat?

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"What do feel you get out of your minor in electrical engineering?"
Me: "A constant sense of wonder at the fact everything is not currently on fire."

me: "Gods I hope I don't need to explain this tattoo"
also me: *adjusts headphone cable to better call attention to a corner*

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fresh tattoo Show more