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Hi, I'm some absolutely batshit demon with too many names and a smattering of interests.

Mostly nerdy shit, like battletech (megamek good.), backyard chemistry (working on getting back into fireworks), weird spirituality, and Hot Tech Takes. I'd list stuff like flow arts and motorcycles as not nerdy, but lets be fucking honest here.

I'm crazy, I post and relay porn, and sometimes talk about drug use. Expect a lot of sad and lewd pings.

(I needed to make one for a pin <_<)

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Hey folx if you came because of my angry tech pings and whatever else, know I'm a lewd-as-fuck furry with severe problems.

You may not wanna follow if you're here for the Takes.

Nice weather is making me wanna tell work to stuff it and like, maybe just ride west.

Come back this evening

idk

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extremely lewd Korps content 

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Thought experiment: What if it were made illegal for parent companies to brand their products without the parent company name listed first? 

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"sparring dwarves teleport down 70 stories into the earth's mantle"

why does dwarf fortress have such good bugs

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broke: asking coworkers "doesn't it fucking suck how all the wealth we produce gets taken by the bosses and we have no control over work? doesn't that make you fuckin think?"
woke: asking your coworkers about their life outside work. saying "oh geez, sucks that you can't spend time with your kids, what're they like? fuck, she's sick? how much time off do you get to spend with her? fuck that sucks! who's in charge of that stuff? what do you think would happen if you just asked for more time off? what do you think would happen if A BUNCH of us went together and demanded lighter shifts and more pto??"

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lewd mention, life musings 

Out of context quote, sexual, subping because they'll totally see this 

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don't actually do this 

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"the Orcish language" is a fucked idea. accepting the premise that at least some linguistic communities center around a population of a 'race', there is no fucking way that all orcs speak the same language. where are the orcs who speak a creole of East Coast Common, Bitterwaste Elvish, New Dunbar East Orcish, & Downslopes Firehills Halfling and consider themselves coethnic with the halflings alongside whom they were once enslaved before they rebelled together & established an independent state?

gods I hate mornings and I've had an extra long one today

I should be less mad about the doctor and dig up more selfies to post or something

5$ says my labs haven't changed significantly in the intervening year folx.

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"So why are you in?"
"the pharmacy told me my prescriptions were denied with "APPOINTMENT REQUIRED" as the reason so here I am"
"Really not a morning person are you?"

Just moments before the above. grrrrrrrrrrrrr
wanna go back to bed

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"well you set the appointment..." well you fucking demanded I come in for pointless bullshit.

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which was for a routine checkup and blooddraw.

I'm pretty pissed.

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like, fuck. I got up damn near three fucking hours early for a doctor appointment

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