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&Kalmia @IrisKalmia@cybre.space

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Hi, I'm some absolutely batshit demon with too many names and a smattering of interests.

Mostly nerdy shit, like battletech (megamek good.), backyard chemistry (working on getting back into fireworks), weird spirituality, and Hot Tech Takes. I'd list stuff like flow arts and motorcycles as not nerdy, but lets be fucking honest here.

I'm crazy, I post and relay porn, and sometimes talk about drug use. Expect a lot of sad and lewd pings.

(I needed to make one for a pin <_<)

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Hey folx if you came because of my angry tech pings and whatever else, know I'm a lewd-as-fuck furry with severe problems.

You may not wanna follow if you're here for the Takes.

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> i'm a developer and pretty much all software just makes me angry.
> is that how every craft works?
< ...
< i am pretty sure that carpenters do not, generally speaking, hate chairs.
> 😐

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FROM THE PATREON: y'know, maybe the REAL group sex was the friends we made along the way.

join the club! subscribe today: patreon.com/distressedegg


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also here's my fursona because i'm pretty sure it's mandatory you post that on masto

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Hi new followers! Show more

MastoTake Show more

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mastodon.social is being overwhelmed by traffic which is why it's going so slowly. if you want a better user experience, switch to an instance with less users.

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Otacon, there's someone in an animal costume here wearing a drawing of themselves around their neck, what's his deal?

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gotta post a classic picture of my good boye Sunny here to get started

#conure #bird #birb #parrot

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✨🦈hi i'm galuade🦈✨

🦈 26, enby girl (she/they), queer
🦈 socdem
🦈 dangerously furry
🦈 likes armored core too much
🦈 ps2 enthusiast
🦈 sometimes sadbrains
🦈 nazis, bigots, terfs fuck off

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If someone can prove me wrong on this please do.

Also nobody ever named their trebuchet "lazy slut" as they lugged it around central europe

Look, trebuchets are cool and all, but artillerists were at one point considered wizards, and between bronze and cast iron cannons, using both serpentine AND corned powder, hand-carved stone balls..

I feel it's kinda deserved.

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I hate the fake YouTube voice that has evolved. Tech YouTubers are the modern version of Crazy Eddie tv commercials.

I said it. Tech YouTubers are the modern equivalent of yelling car salesmen.

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iirc the infosec on here isn't great so unless you hear diff don't use instances or DMs to discuss sensitive stuff

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If you are looking for an instance that isn't mastodon.social, here's a curated list of instances that all show assholes the door:


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reminder that cybre.space named likes florps and thats great.