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@xsword He's got the INternational seal of approval which is valued at a million dollars.

Follow my friend Ten he's like me but college educated and generally friendlier.

@xsword

You'll like him, I promise, certified guaranteed. :dab:

i hate ronald reagan his cybersecurity policy was fuking whack

reagan in the streets
reagan in the streets

Me (after an assassin has dramatically revealed that they have successfully tricked me into drinking poison from my goblet): You realize-- erk-- that this just means you were afr--ugh. Afraid to face me in the marketplace of ideeeeeaaaassss....

As the opioid epidemic grows, there are few signs of it slowing. But medical institutions teaching substance abuse treatment give hope to the next generation of doctors.
n.pr/2UFHPAY

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If @UrsulaV@twitter.com hasn't seen this yet... now she has!

all my life i was just a member of the deep state... until i͡ ̫̖̩m͔̤̲͎͙o̡͇̩̘̮͙̻v͚͓e̶d͎̱̪̻̮̲ ̴̼͍̘͕ͅt҉̖̞̯o a͉̜̝̱͚͚̱͜͝ͅǹ̛̻͇̺ ͏̡̦̯͖̰͚̣e̱͘v̛̳̹̜̳̬e̗̜̫͙̠͕̯̕n̵̡͕͔͇̖ ̨̡̺̭͍d̡͉͇̜͉͕̯ͅe̸͏̦̼̞͕̤͚e͢҉̟̜p҉͏̸͉̙̜̜̱̹̣͚̬͖̀é͢҉̡̗̗̱̗̳̜̖̯̦̯̠̖̗r̴͏̵͈͖̬͓̱̹͔͕̣̻͜͞ ̸̧̕҉̲̼̝̟̤͓̖̝̫ͅṣ̵̵͇̰͔́t̸̛͔̩̮̬͍̣͕̭̮̪͟͢a̶̯̙̻̩͚̣̞̜̯̲̳̩̹̭̤͈͎̕͞͠͡t̴͎̤͔̪̭͙̼̗͉̭̭͓͓͈̹̰̞͜͠ͅe̱̲͚̙̱̹̲̞͢͜

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Me: I'm not a cop.

The rest of the fediverse: That's just the sort of thing a cop would say.

Me: Well, shit...

As Easter is coming up, I'd like to take a moment to say that bunnies are cute but also huge dickheads. They're rarely docile and cuddly and will absolutely destroy everything you love.

They live 10+ years, cost as much as a dog, and need a lot of time and attention. 75% of rabbits in the UK are neglected and many bought at Easter don't even make it to a year old.

Know what you're getting into, or stick with chocolate. bunny.nipple.solutions

This article from NPR about how the Inuit raise their children is simply fascinating and something that I think we all should consider in raising our Kids.

I know I certainly will.

npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/

I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as Cybre, is in fact, Cybre/Space, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Cybre plus Space

Douglas Adams Quotes I Can Remember:

"The ships hung in the sky in exactly the way that bricks don't."

"Let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all."

"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they go by."

"For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a few seconds, nothing continued to happen."

"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."

"It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Ikea Store."

being good with computers is just about being flustered while saying 'fuck' a lot in a way that signals no one should approach you, then googling it

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