Voight-Kampff test questions for the modern age:

1. You’re at a self-checkout in a busy supermarket. The machine keeps telling you there’s an unidentified item in the bagging area, but there isn’t. How does that make you feel?

2. Your son plays Fortnite all day. You try to get him to play Deus Ex, but he ignores you. He calls it “dumb old crap for losers”. What do you say to him?