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Yes hello Monolithic kernels are good thank you for visiting my Ted talk

@dankwraith any sufficiently advanced computation really is indistinguishable from magic πŸ€”

already done with my nano rhyme-o, a tiny poem I wrote that only bugs can read

here it is: .

well, say what you will about that guy who hung out at walden all the time but at least he was 


Two teens are driving.

You shouldn't say that stuff, dude.

Man, fuck Dracula. He ain't shit.

Turbo Dracula

i'm in wisconsin for the next 24 hours. if you look at me for even one second i will burst into flames

You bundle up and head outside. You see your neighbours, walking on the street with no more than a cotton jacket and jeans on. "What cold?" They do not feel anything, and there is nothing you can do to make them feel anything, as soon you will be the same.

Your friend invites you to ride Calgary Transit. The train is stuck at the station for minutes, and he lets out a defeated sigh, joking about how Transit is unreliable. You don't believe him. Something else doesn't want you to go to downtown Calgary. No one is leaving the train.

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There is no one better at tumblr than straycatj, a formerly stray cat who now exclusively posts about the goings on in his home

Colonel: "Snake. We've recently applied updates, and none of our VMware tools will load, preventing us from loading our Virtual Machines. What do you think the problem is?"

Snake: "Hmmmm… Kernel."

joker seller
I require your strongest jokers
I am going into a society

@dreamsofcheese greetings. sabri has been requesting to be hit with a brick, and we figured we needed a professional

hey whats up, its me, the guy without sin. im here for a rock throwing appointment?

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