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I need to announce that BlackFire Security is now partnered with Binary Defense.

Because they are good.

social experiment: check every option of this poll

Me, talking into my phone: Mal, buddy, New Year's Eve isn't today, I don't know why, no buddy today isn't New Year's Eve it's just not I'm sorry look I- hey just, ok no need to be sad, you're not letting me down ok?

One of the sound files for ducks in Terraria is a guy going "quack..." the dev team said they just found that sound file online and decided to use it

DOCTOR, GREETING ME AFTER I WAKE UP FROM A 20 YEAR COMA: Welcome sir, you've been in a coma for 20 years after you fell down 50 flights of stairs into a bomb factory. We've had to do massive prosthesis work on you to keep you alive
ME, LOOKING DOWN TO SEE THE LEFT HALF OF ME IS ALL METAL: Ah fuck this rules doesn't it?
DOCTOR, LOOKING AT HIS CLIPBOARD AND BACK TO ME: It extremely does sir

Barbara Cartlandโ€™s love of pink was inspired by a visit to Tutankhamunโ€™s tomb in the 1920s. โ€˜I saw all this wonderful pink on the walls and the artefacts. I was so impressed that I vowed to wear it for the rest of my life.โ€™

Cats are banned on Svalbard, so the one cat on the island is registered as a fox.

"Austerity is the idea that the global financial crash of 2008 was caused by there being too many libraries in Wolverhampton."
Alexei Sayle

#politics #austerity

have you ever thought "I wish potato chips were transparent, also that I could dip them in potato cream cheese bacon fat slurry"

no, you have not, because you are not a monster. come, friends, and join in Scrum's nightmares

PEPSIMAN IS HERE TO REDESIGN MY LOGO. I TELL HIM I DON'T HAVE A LOGO AND HE GRABS ME BY THE THROAT

i made this and i have no idea what to do with it but i'm putting it out into the world anyways

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@remulacfrommars @larrydavis won't someone please think of the cake fascist's feelings

Used to be a lifeguard. Worked with a guy we used to call Fish Boy. He lived in the deep end and would bite people's toes if you weren't careful. One day he bit my big toe clean off and I turned to him, I turned to Fish Boy and I said "If you don't knock that stuff off I'm gonna grab you by your fins and I'm gonna throw you into a storm drain." and he never bit anybody ever again. We have a lot of Fish Boys in the Democratic party today, and I'm gonna make them knock it off

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