https://web.archive.org/web/20081120211437/http://www.techgnosis.com/index_technopagans.html So yeah this WIRED article from 1995 about technopaganism is really, really good (I only just finished it), it's really interesting to see what was going on back then and I wonder how that applies to our modern world...
DOCTOR, GREETING ME AFTER I WAKE UP FROM A 20 YEAR COMA: Welcome sir, you've been in a coma for 20 years after you fell down 50 flights of stairs into a bomb factory. We've had to do massive prosthesis work on you to keep you alive
ME, LOOKING DOWN TO SEE THE LEFT HALF OF ME IS ALL METAL: Ah fuck this rules doesn't it?
DOCTOR, LOOKING AT HIS CLIPBOARD AND BACK TO ME: It extremely does sir
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here you go. you didnt want to see this but you opened the content warning anyway. i am not to blame in this situation. this is on you and your gremlin brain
Used to be a lifeguard. Worked with a guy we used to call Fish Boy. He lived in the deep end and would bite people's toes if you weren't careful. One day he bit my big toe clean off and I turned to him, I turned to Fish Boy and I said "If you don't knock that stuff off I'm gonna grab you by your fins and I'm gonna throw you into a storm drain." and he never bit anybody ever again. We have a lot of Fish Boys in the Democratic party today, and I'm gonna make them knock it off
Erratic, Unconventional, and Non-Christian.
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