Fool. Did you think you were clever, hopping social media sites to avoid my wrath? I've tracked you down, and I will NOT give you another chance.
You WILL journey to For Your Entertainment and trade in the copy of Bambi for the PS2 that I gave you for a copy of National Lampoon's Vacation for the Gamecube. This is the final stage of my plan and I will NOT be denied.
Do this for me, and the rewards will be beyond your wildest dreams. Fail, and you will be punished eternally. Get to work, worm.
5 minutes before Mai Tai vs. 2 hours after Mai Tai
communist political humor
Edit of a comic from Kate Beaton's "Hark, a vagrant" (http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=327)
Without a revolutionary theory there cannot be a revolutionary API