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@shel haha yup!!!! people've been calling me Heather Flowers all week and it's. an experience

@shel that said, i've been at a conference for the past week, so i've been using my Online Name, and that shit grinds

@shel oh yeah lmao the name i use on here is NOT the name i use in person, i couldn't fucking deal if they were the same

@shel i love my job, i honestly do, but it requires being a person who's ALMOST like me but NOT and the blurred line between the two really fucks me up sometimes

@shel i swear, acting as a public persona in order to make money feels like being a goddamn cartoon character sometimes, it's exhausting

i have no fucking clue what it's trying to say but i still like it

excited to go home and stop being Heather Flowers (tm) for a hot minute

@hmaon i'm glad you enjoyed it!!! i was so freaked out i forgot like two thirds of what i was gonna say lmao

picture this
i'm a bag of bees
put me to your lips
i am bees
i will sting a baby bear in his shit

@nonphatic mister handman
man me a hand
door hook a car door
man door hook car hand

a cross section of an instant of a person is meaningless on its own. to truly know a person takes years, during which they will grow and change. once a person is 24 they will never be 24 again.

people are like music in that they can only be experienced across time

something incredibly fucking funny to me about mark stanley googling "kidney dialysis machine" and putting literally the first image result on a box for this comic freefall.purrsia.com/ff3300/fc

I JUST REMEMBERED THAT THERE'S A MEATPUNKS CHARACTER NAMED RED HOT AUSTIN STEVE. WHY DID I DO THIS. FUCK

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