gonna open my jaws wide and swallow the very concept of time, letting us all live our own eternities in conjunction with our loved ones with no pain, no fear, no dread
update: that was fast
@witchfynder_finder it would be extremely fucking cool if people on this website thought before making nsfw jokes at total strangers
@HTHR It's always vore, too. Like. Get it together, y'all. Most other people don't kink on random toots??
@witchfynder_finder i have a theory that people commenting "vore" on a toot is actually a fascinating case of verbal moonwalking; you say something but no information is actually passed from the person who said it to the person who received it. saying "vore" in reply to a post about eating means nothing at all. it is a non-sentence
@HTHR So, like a meme, but even worse.
@witchfynder_finder it's like a meme whose only purpose is the statement "i know what this fetish is and am going to expose it to you if you don't" which is 1) weird from the get-go and 2) completely meaningless because everybody fucking knows what vore is, it's 2018 not 2008
@witchfynder_finder anyways, thanks for coming to my ted talk
@HTHR
Wholesome vore
@HTHR with my startup Tuber, Uber but for Time, we can deliver more Time Itself to satisfy your bottomless hunger for The Concept Of Time
@HTHR thank you for destroying the concept of time itself
it is cursed and deserves destruction
@HTHR fuckin' please. Time and I have never gotten along.
first person to be horny on this post gets blocked