you, a coward: data should be stored in data structuresme, controversial yet brave: data is stored in the balls
@HTHR me, enlightened: balls are a special kind of data structure
@HTHR the entire financial sector: data just, uhhhhhhh, gets thrown in The Lake. 😅 s
@HTHR once again thinkin' about them Data Lakes! 🤔
@gdkar @HTHR pasta
@HTHR it is tho right
till it isn't
@HTHR due to recent developments all 'X is stored in the balls' jokes make me go heh, not for long it isn't...
@HTHR drop database balls
@HTHR Should've known @masklayer was going to boost this lol
@HTHR I store all my data in the blockchain
@pagrus @HTHR I think you mean...bollockchain
@HTHR if I ever get around to setting up a home NAS I’ll name it “the balls”
me, a mathematicator: data is fake, data structures are the real data
@HTHR We're gonna need bigger balls to store big data.
some loony, probably me, delusional: Data is fictional and should never be 'stored', as he is considered a sentient being, and the rights of all should be respected when possible
@HTHR Jeff bezos had the same idea
@fruchtblase this is the most devastating thing you could have said. my life is crumbling before my eyes. i am akin to a worm
@HTHR oh, no! I didn't realize the power of my words!
@fruchtblase @HTHR quick, spend all of his money as recompensehttps://direkris.itch.io/you-are-jeff-bezos
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