heather danger flowers is a user on cybre.space. You can follow them or interact with them if you have an account anywhere in the fediverse. If you don't, you can sign up here.
heather danger flowers @HTHR

i have a confession to make. i know this may come hard to some of you but i can't bear lying about this anymore. rocks are food. i'm so sorry you had to hear about it this way. if you crack open a rock there's pesto inside

· Web · 25 · 49

@HTHR Well yeah everyone knows about pesto rocks but when you’re foraging it’s tough to tell them apart from snot rocks

@HTHR i kinda feel like "joke not indicated as such if taken literally" should be tagged

Which ones have hummus? Asking for a friend.

@snoot @HTHR

But surely it was sedimentary, my dear Watson‽;*

@HTHR Pesto is my favorite character in Steven Universe

@HTHR untrue.

Some have salt, I confess. That's more of a condiments than a food though.

@icefox i know, i've spread that lie. but it's true that rocks are food. you can eat the dang things

@icefox the allegations that rocks are food are true

@HTHR are you telling me i've been eating vegan pesto this entire time and the real thing has to be harvested

no one tells me ANYTHING [throws spoonful of pesto in anger]