i have a confession to make. i know this may come hard to some of you but i can't bear lying about this anymore. rocks are food. i'm so sorry you had to hear about it this way. if you crack open a rock there's pesto inside
@HTHR Well yeah everyone knows about pesto rocks but when you’re foraging it’s tough to tell them apart from snot rocks
@HTHR i kinda feel like "joke not indicated as such if taken literally" should be tagged
@HTHRWhich ones have hummus? Asking for a friend.
@snoot igneous rocks, interestingly
@HTHR I did not see that coming.
But surely it was sedimentary, my dear Watson‽;*
@HTHR Pesto is my favorite character in Steven Universe
Some have salt, I confess. That's more of a condiments than a food though.
@icefox i know, i've spread that lie. but it's true that rocks are food. you can eat the dang things
@icefox the allegations that rocks are food are true
@HTHR are you telling me i've been eating vegan pesto this entire time and the real thing has to be harvested
no one tells me ANYTHING [throws spoonful of pesto in anger]