crack open the dodgeball to get at the supple dodgemeat inside
@bea yes, beatrix?
@HTHR ummmmmmmm what
have you done here? heather?
@bea oh, y'know... making posts
@bea SOMEone's gotta do it, you know?
@HTHR yes... yes agreed...
@HTHR @bea if noone made posts it wouldn't be much of a social network now would it
@nightpool @HTHR @bea "the posts just show up every day. we don't ask where they come from."
@dukhovni @bea @HTHR @nightpool the posts smell vaguely of dodge meat
@HTHR @bea #nowplaying https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvaQXDhg5G4
@HTHR peel the dodgeball to get at the delicious dodgeball bean on the inside. Roast it just right for your morning dodgeballffee
@HTHR heather 👀
@bunnylyn it's heather!!
@HTHR HEATHER! 😮
@HTHR This is a great joke.
@HTHR I am jealous I didn't think of this joke first.
@HTHR Publish this joke. Make it 1,000 blank pages and then put this toot in the middle of it.
@venko yeah venko?
@HTHR honestly I wish I knew how to riff off that post but I got nothing
@HTHR Dodgemeat? Isn't that what vegans do?
@witchfynder_finder @HTHR it's like you got it tattooed on your face or something. all day long, people flingin ham-hocks and bacon at your head
straight off the pan too, that stuff stings for real
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