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LIST OF MASTODON BANNABLE OFFENSES 

* FASCISM
* RACISM, SEXISM, TRANSPHOBIA, ETC
* BEING HORNY AT STRANGERS WITHOUT CONSENT
* MASTODON ABSOLUTISM ("FUCK YOU IF YOU USE TWITTER" ETC)
* ACCIDENTALLY CALLING GARGRON "DAD"

LIST OF MASTODON BANNABLE OFFENSES, CAPITAL PUNISHMENT 

SINCE EVERYONE HAS MADE THE SAME JOKE, LET IT BE KNOWN THAT THE PENALTY FOR INTENTIONALLY CALLING GARGRON "DAD" HAS SUDDENLY RISEN FROM "KIND OF WEIRD, I MIGHT MUTE YOU" TO "DEATH"

LIST OF MASTODON BANNABLE OFFENSES 

@HTHR what if i do it *intentionally*

LIST OF MASTODON BANNABLE OFFENSES 

@hierarchon THIN FUCKING ICE

LIST OF MASTODON BANNABLE OFFENSES 

@HTHR I like how "intentionally calling gargy dad" isn't on there.

snarky reply, re: LIST OF MASTODON BANNABLE OFFENSES 

@HTHR what about intentionally calling him dad

LIST OF MASTODON BANNABLE OFFENSES, CAPITAL PUNISHMENT 

@HTHR What if I call him "rich text"

LIST OF MASTODON BANNABLE OFFENSES, CAPITAL PUNISHMENT 

@HTHR THE PEOPLE COLLECTIVELY ONLY KNOW ONE JOKE AT A TIME

LIST OF MASTODON BANNABLE OFFENSES, CAPITAL PUNISHMENT 

@HTHR offering my services as executioner

LIST OF MASTODON BANNABLE OFFENSES, CAPITAL PUNISHMENT 

@HTHR stern but fair, honestly

LIST OF MASTODON BANNABLE OFFENSES 

@HTHR * DISRESPECTING JORTS

@HTHR intentionally calling Eugen dad is permitted however

LIST OF MASTODON BANNABLE OFFENSES 

@HTHR and if i, in a questionably intoxicated state where intention is a live question across multiple standards, call gargron mother

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