PROS OF THICK THIGHS: yeahCONS OF THICK THIGHS: my jeans are one good squat away from spontaneously becoming jorts
@HTHR I have done this to more than a few pairs of pants at this point and it's both rewarding and infuriating
@HTHR hell yeah transjortmation
@HTHR pro: If you get into an anime fight you can transform into your jorts form
@HTHR this toot is perfection
@HTHR Jorts are good, though, so that's actually a pro unless it's really cold outside.
@HTHR spontaneous jortification
@HTHR thats an incredible hulk moment
@HTHR @ItsJenNotGabby I mean the Con moment is not my problem so it’s all Pros for the thigh guys
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