gargron told me if this post gets ten thousand boosts he'll give me the website and i will become the new gargron
policies of new gargron hthr:
1) challenge birdsite jack to trial by combat for supremacy
2) bodyslam his fragile nerd form
3) update mastodon so that every time you load the page you get a new folk punk murder ballad
4) spraypaint "SKATEBOARDING IS NOT A CRIME" on every available surface
@badwrongfun y--yes???