gargron told me if this post gets ten thousand boosts he'll give me the website and i will become the new gargron
policies of new gargron hthr:
1) challenge birdsite jack to trial by combat for supremacy
2) bodyslam his fragile nerd form
3) update mastodon so that every time you load the page you get a new folk punk murder ballad
4) spraypaint "SKATEBOARDING IS NOT A CRIME" on every available surface
@badwrongfun @HTHR if superman is in the song list I'm sold.
@badwrongfun y--yes???
@badwrongfun @HTHR
ok but "federated multiplayer skateboarding" doesn't sound like a bad genre, someone should maybe attempt this for real??? π€
@grainloom @HTHR Okay I can legit imagine that. Like a sorta skateboarding game where anybody can create a park in an editor and then host that as a server/room. And people can join in and skate together, do graffiti everywhere, re-cord vidoes of their stunts like in the VHS days and share them online, have competitions, hang out, etc.
@badwrongfun @HTHR
*vigorous nodding*
@grainloom @HTHR To still evoke the Tony Hawk feel, maybe call it something like Shredland? Because American Wasteland (Sk8tland was the DS version) was the title all about making your own park, but that was single player only.
I DUB IT SHREDWORLD
MAY IT BE CREATED BY THE INTERNET AND BECOME THE NEXT BIG DAMN THING
@sydneyfalk @badwrongfun @grainloom @HTHR
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU SHREDWORLD ALREADY EXISTED
@badwrongfun @HTHR activitypubβs pro skater
@HTHR The later two jut makes me imagine you'd be turning the platform into a Tony Hawk game.