gargron told me if this post gets ten thousand boosts he'll give me the website and i will become the new gargron
@nightpool not this one. the other one
@HTHR why would you want it
i didn't think that far ahead
@HTHR an extremely heather move
@nightpool @HTHR who is gargrons officially appointed Website Fucker
@masklayer @HTHR another day volunteering at the mastodon open source project. everyone keeps asking me
@HTHR hexagron
@badwrongfun @vantablack @HTHR At this point it's just a hydra
@HTHR gdmt heather....
*boosts*
@amphetamine @HTHR you either die a hthr or live long enough to become a gargron
It’s ~1% of the fediverse.
policies of new gargron hthr:
1) challenge birdsite jack to trial by combat for supremacy
2) bodyslam his fragile nerd form
3) update mastodon so that every time you load the page you get a new folk punk murder ballad
4) spraypaint "SKATEBOARDING IS NOT A CRIME" on every available surface
@HTHR The later two jut makes me imagine you'd be turning the platform into a Tony Hawk game.
@badwrongfun @HTHR if superman is in the song list I'm sold.
@badwrongfun y--yes???
@badwrongfun @HTHR
ok but "federated multiplayer skateboarding" doesn't sound like a bad genre, someone should maybe attempt this for real??? 🤔
@grainloom @HTHR Okay I can legit imagine that. Like a sorta skateboarding game where anybody can create a park in an editor and then host that as a server/room. And people can join in and skate together, do graffiti everywhere, re-cord vidoes of their stunts like in the VHS days and share them online, have competitions, hang out, etc.
@badwrongfun @HTHR
*vigorous nodding*
@grainloom @HTHR To still evoke the Tony Hawk feel, maybe call it something like Shredland? Because American Wasteland (Sk8tland was the DS version) was the title all about making your own park, but that was single player only.
I DUB IT SHREDWORLD
MAY IT BE CREATED BY THE INTERNET AND BECOME THE NEXT BIG DAMN THING
@sydneyfalk @badwrongfun @grainloom @HTHR
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU SHREDWORLD ALREADY EXISTED
@badwrongfun @HTHR activitypub’s pro skater
@HTHR I like #1. Sounds like Norse justice to me.
Tsatnosk
@HTHR three boosts from me, that's all you get.
@HTHR
I'm here to see how far will this get :D
🏳️🌈
@HTHR
I read this again but too fast and thought it was new saying "he'll give me the new gargron"
we're now 1.14% of the way there!!!
@HTHR this is how I feel every time I play runescape
@HTHR prayin' for ya
If you have the coding ability don't wait for 10,000 people to kiss your ass to contribute. Either contribute or fork off. :)
@HTHR sucks that this isn't gargron's website fucker