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gargron told me if this post gets ten thousand boosts he'll give me the website and i will become the new gargron

policies of new gargron hthr:
1) challenge birdsite jack to trial by combat for supremacy
2) bodyslam his fragile nerd form
3) update mastodon so that every time you load the page you get a new folk punk murder ballad

4) spraypaint "SKATEBOARDING IS NOT A CRIME" on every available surface

@masklayer @HTHR another day volunteering at the mastodon open source project. everyone keeps asking me

@HTHR The later two jut makes me imagine you'd be turning the platform into a Tony Hawk game.

@badwrongfun @HTHR
ok but "federated multiplayer skateboarding" doesn't sound like a bad genre, someone should maybe attempt this for real??? 🤔

@grainloom @HTHR Okay I can legit imagine that. Like a sorta skateboarding game where anybody can create a park in an editor and then host that as a server/room. And people can join in and skate together, do graffiti everywhere, re-cord vidoes of their stunts like in the VHS days and share them online, have competitions, hang out, etc.

@badwrongfun @grainloom @HTHR it's a trick! The gargron is trying to escape and trap y-- Wait, would we be recording the stunts with PXL-2000s?

@grainloom @HTHR To still evoke the Tony Hawk feel, maybe call it something like Shredland? Because American Wasteland (Sk8tland was the DS version) was the title all about making your own park, but that was single player only.

@badwrongfun @grainloom @HTHR

I DUB IT SHREDWORLD

MAY IT BE CREATED BY THE INTERNET AND BECOME THE NEXT BIG DAMN THING

@HTHR
I read this again but too fast and thought it was new saying "he'll give me the new gargron"

@hthr why would you want to be a capitalist tech bro?
@nightpool @hthr I feel like I'm moments away from being shot dead behind a failing local diner

@vriska @HTHR honestly i just assumed that was your normal state of existence.

@nightpool @hthr its a sacrifice someone needs to make, to live this way

@noelle @maple @HTHR I vote yes 8 times

For I am octopus and get 8 votes

That's how it works, right?

@HTHR side bonus: you also get to be Black Panther for a day XD

@HTHR Have you factored in the compound interests and the affect of inflation..?

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