i don't remember things, i just predict the past depending on how on-brand the event was
@twitter fucking same
@HTHR sometimes i'll say something that's apparently profound and someone remembers it for years
"you remember when you told me..."
...no...i don't...
(i think they're messing with me)
@HTHR oh frick wait same like 70% of the time.
@HTHR me: "well that sounds like something i would do"