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Episodes 1 and 2 of EXTREME MEATPUNKS FOREVER are out now!!

Welcome to the sleepy desert town of Sundown...

hthr.itch.io/extreme-meatpunks

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i'm that bitch who thinks she's jon bois

brad: UH
cass: you okay bud
brad: yeah yeah i'm great uh
brad: my brain just gave me a set of words and i know u probably dont know the answer but i gotta ask
brad: does the phrase "energy sword in his ass sunday" mean anything to you
cass:
cass: excuse me

at some point last night i apparently fucked up my ankle doing something extremely cool

why must i be so rowdy

It is a truth universally acknowledged that every queer person is totally into the idea of buying an abandoned mall and just living there

gargron told me if this post gets ten thousand boosts he'll give me the website and i will become the new gargron

shit. fuck. making video games is hard

time to rest, time to mourn, time to -- oh fuck i need to finish episode 5 still

i'm that bitch who thinks she's jon bois

funny how "probably for the best" and "feels fuck-awful" collide so regularly

i carried a person and did arm wrestling and push-ups and flexed a lot.

tonight was a good night.

but if YOU'RE the cowboy, and I'M the cowboy, then WHO'S PILOTING THE PLANE?

me: ugh i don't wanna exercise today
brain: think of your future wife wanting to know how many pushups you can do
me: I MUST EXERCISE TODAY AND EVERY OTHER DAY

current biggest motivator to become strong is so that i can better protect my future wife, whoever she may be

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