Ancient Japanese beautician: Alright your highness, it is for you to decide what the most beautiful traits are in a woman.
Ancient Japanese monarch: White skin.
Beautician: Okay...
Monarch: Like chalk white.
Beautician: Of course.
Monarch: Black teeth.
Beautician: Bl- wait what
Monarch: No eyebrows.

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@Euan why do you get on fedi once a year you goober

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