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a striking photo of the wild bank building donning its summer coat. its bright coloration conceals its predatory nature; individuals of the genus Argentarius are sessile carnivores like pitcher plants or venus flytraps but preferring large mammalian prey. this "pride-coat" is a recent adaptation, widespread but contained to specific urban microbiomes where the twin pressures of gentrification and hegemonic assimilation are strongest. while this makes the biomes even more riotously colorful than usual, the corporations within are no less dangerous than the rest of the year - they have merely camouflaged themselves to better mimic the world around them!

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NSFW artists I cannot stress enough to you that now is the time to make your own website and not rely on corporate social media as your home base
Apple is on a mission to wipe out adult work on every app in it's store and you gotta establish your own space ASAP 👏👏👏

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stardew valley 

i've been playing stardew valley again and i was looking at mods and i am NOT over the mod that lets you buy the community center rewards

that option is LITERALLY already in the game if you sign up for a joja membership and the whole POINT is that if all you want to worry about is maximizing profit and ease you can align yourself with the capitalist megacorp and the only real downside will be a lack of personal growth through exploration as well as a disconnect from your community

so someone saying "actually i want to be able to focus on profit margins but without any of the negative impacts of capitalism, i just want the forest spirits to recognize the value of money" is just. it's something lmfao.

@KittyUnpretty I said if Georgia won both seats I'd make Destiel canon in another language; you should have expected this. It took me a while but I always deliver,

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A group of Black revolutionaries have started an autonomous zone named #OrishaLand in #Austin, #Texas. They've already done a lot to fight #gentrification by organizing material support & political education for the local Black community. It's a real glimmer of hope for what has otherwise been a shitty #BlackHistoryMonth.

For more about their recent efforts:
fourhundredandone.com/so/ebNUV

On social media:
Instagram: @400and1
Twitter: @_400and1
Facebook: /400and1

COVID, memories of the start 

@Canageek I also thought this, though I was thing about swine flu, which I'd caught during the outbreak. And don't get me wrong, it sucked, and being quarantined was a nightmare (lmao memories), but I just figured, those things blew over, this will too. I was mostly worried about the racism since it was already getting ugly even in February.

@KittyUnpretty Notes app with notes on potential Daily Things, the best of which can be put into the journal itself? Two step journaling LOL

@carmellybean Welcome to cool kid town where people talk about a lot of tech stuff I can't understand

@mxbluesky I tab over to mastodon. My eyes land directly upon this ping. I tab quickly away.

jupiter ascending liveblog 

its called jupiter ascending bc i am ASCENDING watching this

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jupiter ascending liveblog, i'm DEAD 

me, jokingly: USE THE BEES YOUR MAJESTY
her majesty: uses the bees
me: Y E S

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jupiter ascending liveblog, i'm DEAD 

OKAY ALRIGHT OKAY ALRIGHT OKAY ALRIGHT OKAY

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jupiter ascending liveblog, i'm sorry 

The fact she only just now realizes she can control bees makes sense actually because she lived in Chicago and I'm not sure they HAVE plants there

(sorry Chicago it's just a joke don't hurt me)

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jupiter ascending liveblog, i'm sorry 

IM SORRY BUT DID SHE JUST DO FIRST AID WITH A PAD AND INCORRECTLY SOMEHOW?? SHE STUCK THE NON-ABSORBENT PLASTIC SIDE TO HIM... WH. WHHHHH,

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jupiter ascending liveblog, i'm sorry 

ignoring how long that action scene was and how little the amnesia story makes sense when they highlight the reality of digital evidence, there is definitely an implication here that Balem can see her cooch in HD during this gynecological murder scene

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@1200bps I mean not to be that obnoxious guy who "well actually"s a random post but u might be interested to know that south korea has universal high speed internet available everywhere in the country, including the countryside! They're not the first, but their average speed (100 mbps!) is like 100x ours here in America. So uh... ur fantasy can live on, but in Korea? XD

jupiter ascending liveblog 

If this movie had been shot 30 years earlier the evil emperor dude WOULD be played by Christopher Walken and you ALL KNOW I'M RIGHT

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jupiter ascending liveblog 

Killed by Gynecologist Aliens: a horror novel by chuck tingle

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okay but real talk the costuming and alien design in this movie is absolutely off the tits, this is like the fifth element tier balls to the walls styling

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his gun is BARKING. his GUN. is BARKING.

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