an option for folks who don’t think owning a gun is safe for them 

reminder to ppl who don’t feel comfortable owning firearms for mental health reasons that there are lots of other very effective forms of self defense weaponry that you can own that are less of a self harm risk!

some great options:
-aluminum baseball bats
-stun guns/tazers/electrical weapons
-axe/hatchet
-throwing knives
-quality bow & arrow
-crossbow
-spears/poleaxe

self defense doesn’t have to mean guns!

google how to get better at being social and a terminally introverted, chronically ill mess

when girls grow up hair can grow everywhere and that's normal. if someone tells you what to do with your hair, tell them to EAT SHIT. your buttcrack doesn't care so why should they!!!

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The Protests in Portland have successfully demoralized the Police into quitting their jobs 😂

hey isn't XQCOW that streamer that got banned from overwatch league for yelling racial slurs?

videogaems, potentially nsfw? 

Hey so I'm looking at Haven, that space romance game, right?
and on the xbox app it's coming up as having "strong sex scenes, strong nudity, strong drug use"
now, like, I got the vibe those two main characters fuck, sure, but the rest of that seems... like a mistake?
Like unless the story takes a turn, hanging dong and doing a breaking bad seems a bit out of scope for what I had expected.
Has anyone played through it? I'm really curious to know if that rating is accurate.

pirating the sims because I feel like playing it, and I feel absolutely fine with not paying ea for it
in fact you might say it's
My praxis to take from maxis

it's been 98% humidity for days
this isn't weather, it's purgatory

videogaems, potentially nsfw? 

Hey so I'm looking at Haven, that space romance game, right?
and on the xbox app it's coming up as having "strong sex scenes, strong nudity, strong drug use"
now, like, I got the vibe those two main characters fuck, sure, but the rest of that seems... like a mistake?
Like unless the story takes a turn, hanging dong and doing a breaking bad seems a bit out of scope for what I had expected.
Has anyone played through it? I'm really curious to know if that rating is accurate.

honestly, i think more video games shouldn't be afraid to make video game-ass guns. this is one of the best parts about Gunfire Reborn. Three of the guns are just lizards, and one of them is a fish.

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Announcing BIRDSONG, a scifi horror collaboration with @Eldritch_Horrorgirl

You are an exobiologist trapped on an inhospitable alien world, forced to study its inhabitants to get a ticket home.

Take risks.
Analyze exofauna.
Discover secrets.
Survive.

is it possible to follow a twitter account on mastodon? Probably not but I figure it's better to ask

had a letter left on doorstep, was worried it was from family (it's a thing)
actually was letter from old friend I was thinking about the other day, wanting to reconnect
hell yeah, expectations subverted and the day is improved greatly

important question:
has bugsnax made a trailer that is a parody of "Love Shack" yet? If not, I'm about to be fucking rich

the best bark in any game is Sovereign from Mass effect 2 saying "this hurts you" before an attack
not a threat, not a warning, a statement of objective fact from a colossal, terrifying entity that hates you in particular

I'm beginning to suspect magical adventures are a lot less common than webcomics lead me to believe

how do yall do that endlessly self confident and positive thing
doesn't it get really tiring?

in plain english:

zero parts inside every new Mac being sold in 2020 (with exception for that inaccessibly spendy Mac Pro which’ll be even more scarce than pre-Trash Can Mac Pros) is replaceable, even by a repair shop, now that components are burnt-in-serial-mated to one another, making the Mac an instantly disposable appliance

just like the iPhone

enjoy your walled landfill!

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