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because i switched instances:
i'm earthnuker, i'm from germany, i enjoy programming, computer-security, reverse-engineering, watching cartoons and anime, and listening to music (~90% heavy metal/melodic death metal), i'm also good at screwing up my sleep schedule, i'm also not very good at talking to people unless they talk to me first :|, uh yeah, that's basically it

Not really a spoiler for the Steven Universe Future Finale but better safe than sorry 

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selfies, eye contact, me in the jacket i've been working on 

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It's actually called ÜFI. The UEFI spelling is just to be ASCII compatible

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welp, this might take a bit (~20 or so hours to run the full test suite) (most of the tests are parametrized to test various parameter combinations for the route computation ... part of the code) (also it runs every test at least twice and up to ten times on failure) ... i might need to reduce the parameter set
i also still need to write tests for
- the GUI
- the web interface
- the database
- and the Rust side of things

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how to make someone instantly hate computers

logic: show them the fast inverse square root function

software: show them a duff's device

hardware: explain the rowhammer vulnerability to them

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#BOFH excuse #452:

Somebody ran the operating system through a spelling checker.

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flashing colors in link (if you have video autoplay enabled) (but why would you enable that. go switch to a better browser or something.) 

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@ffglitch now has a 50% to pick one of its own posts to feed through ffmpeg for glitching, might need to tweak that probability a bit but should give some interesting results

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