what if,
covering robot gf in stickers like you would a laptop or something,,

when you were walking in the sand and saw only one set of foot prints... that is when I walked off for a sec to go look at a cool rock I found

sighing and once more opening up my pocket watch to gaze wistfully at the picture of a better pocket watch i keep tucked into the lid

:gonkdroid:

"We have decoded the latest missive from the Humans," Scrp'x said. "It appears to be a diplomatic commitment of loyalty."
Behind them, the gold plaque found on the Humans' first probe was shown.
"They undertake to never: give us up, let us down, or run around and desert us."
#MicroFiction #SmallStories #TootFic

i'm legally a girl, which suggests that at some point i was illegally a girl, which is cyberpunk as fuck

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i think cishet people have written enough romance already. there's enough cishet romance. they should leave romance writing to the queers from now on

AM's famous "hate" speech from I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream, as presented by the tiktok voice.

you're welcome

the touhou joke where reimu takes a massive attack to the head or gut & is completely unfazed, because her hitbox is tiny & fits entirely in her chest cavity never gets old

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thinking about how you'd write a scene where character A tries to hit character B, and does so during the invincible startup of B's flash kick, and that spinning upside down in midair is a reasonable thing to do in a street fight in this universe

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some time a go, in a bookstore children's section, I picked up a minecraft-branded chapter book & opened to the middle.

I don't remember what I read (might have had to do with three friends managing inventory before going somewhere?) but the concept has been haunting me ever since.

you think its a fighting game but its a musou and there's 50 other guys exactly like you surrounding me

i wish there was a box i could check for everywhere that says "i do not wish to see or be seen by twitter trends"

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