Dizzy H. Muffin @DizzyHMuffin@cybre.space

oh, you like to say good morning, huh? name everything that's good about it

some horrible person: "whats in yer pants??"
me: *pulls out an atari lynx*

Either the software they're using doesn't allow easy access to those tags (could be it was designed for humans in the first place) or the vet is aware of secret cat military and accidentally slipped that info to us.

I have been keeping an eye on the cats since then and I'm unsure about the situation. Either they're really lazy or they're observing us and trying to learn how cat food cans work.

Turns out, while the clinic dutifully fill in the metadata, they're doing it in a funny way. Instead of using tags specified by the standard, they're using different ones. Namely Military branch and military rank.

So our car was recorded being in cat branch of military and having rank of Siamese.

the existence of blaseball as a weird online version of baseball implies the existence of an even more boring version of golf called gof

if your Big Data person does NOT know what this picture means, get rid of them

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anyway, queer killing God, tbh

anime gender essentialism:

girls are like, we were pushed together by circumstance, we don't all get along now, but we'll work to respect and understand each other's differences and unique strengths so we can kill God

boys are like, i'm gonna be the best, but also, some of you other boys are, if not the best, lads that i respect for being able to punch me really hard, so let's have a lot of misunderstandings and fistfights and yelling that somehow makes me strong enough to kill God (but y'all can help)

Does anyone know of a DID competent therapist in Philly who takes UHC?

Does anyone have advice for finding a therapist who understands DID?

Feel free to boost. I'm so tired lol

Me, Zen as fuck: “the true marksman aims only at himself”

The range safety officer: “Ok, yeah, I’m gonna make you take the course again”

@mxsparks it's a hormone thing, after a certain number of years you start turning into a demon. Trans fems who have gotten that far don't talk about it much, as with some of the weirder post-GRS stuff.

You'll need to drink a mL or so of male tears every month, and keep your brain tentacles retracted around cis people (you'll know when they come in). Aside from that it's really not that big a deal, most of us just learn to deal with it.

istg this better not awaken anything in me

I was looking in the mirror this morning and noticed my third eyelids for the first time, and then I remembered I don't have third eyelids

if your Big Data person does NOT know what this picture means, get rid of them