Dizzy H. Slightly Voided @DizzyHMuffin@cybre.space

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a person in possession of a good library, must be in want of more books."
The dragon looked smug, as if they had said something clever.
"True," said the knight, hefting his lance. "But those belong to the town library. Return them!"
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RIP cybre.space https://www.patreon.com/posts/71027425

going read-only on 2022-11-01 and then down forever a year later

thanks @chr it's been real 🥲

for a lot of reasons, both personal and practical, i don't think i can effectively run a public mastodon instance any more, and i need to retire cybre.space. i want to do this responsibly and make sure everyone has a chance to migrate and export properly, so here is the plan for the instance retirement (feel free to share this link around): https://cybre.space/~chr/cybre-space-eol

due to ongoing moderation load issues and understaffing, between now and 1 november, the instance may be undermoderated. for other instances, if this poses an issue for you, i encourage you to use federation tools at your discretion. i would only ask that you be clear and public about your decisions so that cybre.space users can figure out where they will be able to migrate their accounts.

thank you

just while we're talking about it i am also a princess but more in the like cartoon squad of girls with magical powers sense

autistic valentines like: will u be my special interest?

what's a love language? i'm just gonna assume that, if i install all these smart lights, my partners will know that i want to fuck them

also that i can turn the entire house pink at the touch of a button and i'm just unhinged enough to do it

@NicoleTheLizard Pagliacci's greatest party trick was making the world think he was fictional, when the real Pagliacci was in us all along

... damn

he really IS a good clown

pagliacci is one of those jokes that always get me

The swordmaster sat down. "Would you speak with me, please?"
The dragon approached warily. "No sword forged can pierce my hide."
"I know."
"Then why are you here?"
"To hear you out."
"No, why you?"
"I have studied long to learn how to keep a sword sheathed."
"Hm. That's a first."
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It was a technological civilization, but not spacefaring. As near as we could tell, they didn’t even have satellites around their planet.

When we got within visual range we realized why: the world was so massive that no reaction—chemical or nuclear—could get a rocket out of that gravity well.

We settle into synchronous orbit, transmit a hello, append our files on materials engineering, and set about printing a space elevator.

It’s going to be a long first contact.

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can't wait to become a sexy ghost after The Accident. gonna find out what's the deal with ectoplasm

L + Horatio + There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy

girls kissing

Never bring a sword to an insult fight. That would be stupid, and ignorant, and ugly,