Dizzy H. Muffin @DizzyHMuffin@cybre.space

I feel like we often don't acknowledge how very strange US grocery store names are. People just think it's normal to shop at a place called Big Bear or Giant Eagle or Piggly Wiggly.

So I used GPT-3 to add to a list of Perfectly Normal grocery stores.
https://www.aiweirdness.com/very-normal-grocery-stores/

this is gonna be in chronological order and only include characters that i remember, lots of names get left out

anyways lets go

The Steam store page for SOMA includes in its description "Struggle to survive a hostile world that will make you question your very existence."

And we're like "That doesn't sound like a game, that sounds like Facebook."

out of spoons
use more sporks

Arthur pulled the sword out of the stone, and tossed it aside. Then he sat down, and waited for the sun to set.
When darkness fell, the troll woke up.
"Thank you. That's been bothering me for years."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

if (everyone_should)
learn(2, "program", computers);
learn(2, "write", poems);
#PossiblyPoem

PSA: new malware going out via fake outdated certificate pages that look legitimate and use chrome’s built in certificate updater (which shows on the top bar rather than the page content)

DO NOT UPDATE CERTS THROUGH CHROME

https://twitter.com/mbthreatintel/status/1439995792693944324

Someone has read one too many LitRPGs

I/O
I/O
It's off to disk we go!
A bit or byte to read or write
I/O!
I/O I/O I/O I/O!

"There's nothing as versatile as a knife," the hunter said. "It can shape and divide. It can attack and defend, cut and clean."
"It is a great tool," the witch said, "but I know one that can do all that, and more besides."
"What would that be?"
"A word."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

💭 game where you flap your wings with your friends