I am excited for Kirby, and also if Rune Factory 5 lets you be gay I might actually have to get into that one

so, what, *is* Sonic Colors Ultimate any good?

I feel like we often don't acknowledge how very strange US grocery store names are. People just think it's normal to shop at a place called Big Bear or Giant Eagle or Piggly Wiggly.

So I used GPT-3 to add to a list of Perfectly Normal grocery stores.


this is gonna be in chronological order and only include characters that i remember, lots of names get left out

anyways lets go

The Steam store page for SOMA includes in its description "Struggle to survive a hostile world that will make you question your very existence."

And we're like "That doesn't sound like a game, that sounds like Facebook."

ok I mean (such-and-such story) is nice and all but I'm no longer physically capable of not noticing when a female character dies so that a male character or characters can have emotions about it

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Arthur pulled the sword out of the stone, and tossed it aside. Then he sat down, and waited for the sun to set.
When darkness fell, the troll woke up.
"Thank you. That's been bothering me for years."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

if (everyone_should)
learn(2, "program", computers);
learn(2, "write", poems);

Concept: a character-select screen which says "Are you a boy or a girl?" and the options are "Yes/No." Neither option lets you elaborate on the player character's gender.

PSA: new malware going out via fake outdated certificate pages that look legitimate and use chrome’s built in certificate updater (which shows on the top bar rather than the page content)



It's off to disk we go!
A bit or byte to read or write
I/O I/O I/O I/O!

"There's nothing as versatile as a knife," the hunter said. "It can shape and divide. It can attack and defend, cut and clean."
"It is a great tool," the witch said, "but I know one that can do all that, and more besides."
"What would that be?"
"A word."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

💭 game where you flap your wings with your friends

"Excalibur" implies the existence of "Wycalibur" and "Zeecalibur"/"Zedcalibur"

Sir Bevidere: "Your Majesty, you should be cautious! You can't just fight that giant/monster/enemy/whatever!"

King Arthur: "haha excali goes brr"

If I had a nickel for every dream I've had which was a misinterpretation of a Nasuverse Fate video game in which I got kissed by a woman of the Saber class ... I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's still strange that it's happened twice. Right?

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