Dizzy H. Muffin @DizzyHMuffin@cybre.space

.... and it's almost 8 anyway, so, bluh, never mind

blugghhhh, major inability to make any kind of decisions, cannot find a burger place that does delivery

In an "end the world and turn everyone into luminous beings beyond humanity" sort of mood today.

I also kind of want pizza. Or a burger.

Good morning, I am setting my phone to silent ring, *finally*

Today was the trans day of visibility, but instead of glowing brightly this time around, I'm just gonna start radiating darkness blacker than the void.

I beat Waterblight Ganon while wearing the Zora Armor.

In other words: I wore my wedding outfit to defeat the monster that killed my wife.

Guardian: *sitting around Hyrule Field*
Guardian: *detects the hero approaching, starts glowing purple*
Guardian: *Portal turret voice* There you are!

Good morning, I'm still crying about Mipha~

I now feel mildly awkward about even visiting Kakariko Village.

Me: Okay, I originally came up with Linkle/Paya as a joke that came from wiki-walking, but having seen Paya now I actually take it serio--
Sidon: Mipha was literally three eighths of an inch from proposing to you and then she *died*
Me:

... damn it, Mipha's storyline is killing me XD

It's like the thing with Princess Ruto in Ocarina, except it's not a goofy ten-year-old girlcrush with late-90's-video-game writing. I'm actually moved!

I've just reached Zora's Domain. Thus far, my impression of Sidon is "Fish Papyrus." He's almost exactly the same kind of unquestioningly believing in you, not taking you for granted, not even slowing down as he encourages you nonstop!

... And with the Linkle mod, this attitude means he's clearly drinking all the Respect Women Juice. I approve of Bisexual Fish Boyfriend.

Bluhhh, g'morning z.z

... corollary: she would have had to put on underwear which was a couple of sizes too small before the long sleep began (or Zelda put it on her).