oh, you like to say good morning, huh? name everything that's good about it

some horrible person: "whats in yer pants??"
me: *pulls out an atari lynx*

Windwaker: has the best Ganondorf
Twilight Princess: clearly wants so badly to be grim and gritty but can't stop doing shit like having chickens with their boobs out or launching you out of a cannon to Skyloft (the home of the chickens with their boobs out). There's a sexy version of Tingle.

Either the software they're using doesn't allow easy access to those tags (could be it was designed for humans in the first place) or the vet is aware of secret cat military and accidentally slipped that info to us.

I have been keeping an eye on the cats since then and I'm unsure about the situation. Either they're really lazy or they're observing us and trying to learn how cat food cans work.

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Turns out, while the clinic dutifully fill in the metadata, they're doing it in a funny way. Instead of using tags specified by the standard, they're using different ones. Namely Military branch and military rank.

So our car was recorded being in cat branch of military and having rank of Siamese.

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the existence of blaseball as a weird online version of baseball implies the existence of an even more boring version of golf called gof

if your Big Data person does NOT know what this picture means, get rid of them


The "Tsubasa wo Kudasai" scene from Eva 2.0 instead uses an arrange of "Kom Susser Tod" from End of Evangelion.

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"Neon Genesis Evangelion: The Abridged Series" but the footage it uses is just the Rebuild movies in full.

anime gender essentialism:

girls are like, we were pushed together by circumstance, we don't all get along now, but we'll work to respect and understand each other's differences and unique strengths so we can kill God

boys are like, i'm gonna be the best, but also, some of you other boys are, if not the best, lads that i respect for being able to punch me really hard, so let's have a lot of misunderstandings and fistfights and yelling that somehow makes me strong enough to kill God (but y'all can help)

Does anyone know of a DID competent therapist in Philly who takes UHC?

Does anyone have advice for finding a therapist who understands DID?

Feel free to boost. I'm so tired lol

Me, Zen as fuck: “the true marksman aims only at himself”

The range safety officer: “Ok, yeah, I’m gonna make you take the course again”

misinformation, body horror 

not body horror, just a kind of surreal experience 

(The answer is because it has a chord progression which ZUN uses a lot.)

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if your Big Data person does NOT know what this picture means, get rid of them

... why is my brain trying to compose a Touhou remix of Bury The Light

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