What do we want?
Now!

When do we want it?
A reliable way to avoid race conditions!

Goddamn. My router was set up improperly after my last OpenWRT update, making it possible to connect without a password.

Well, that explains *that* extra connection I kept seeing when I logged in .......... and other Strangeness

weathergirl: Tonight we have a warm front moving in slowly in the North York area. Temperatures should stay steady, but we have a high chance of presitidigitation.

me: nice, we could use some rain

me: wait, what

weathergirl: Unrelatedly, was THIS your card?

me: HOLY SHIT

zelda IS the main character's name actually, she took it from sheik since he wasn't using it any more

I watched Sonic 2 last night, and I can't wait to see Movie Black Doom, Movie Mephiles, and Movie Infinite.

"Can you- said the wizard.
"Could you-" said the witch.
Both laughed.
"You first."
"Do you know how to change a person?"
"I was going to ask if you know how to stop a person changing."
"Well, not ethically."
"Same "
"I guess both our clients will be disappointed."
"That's life."
#MicroFiction #SmallStories

Open call for obsolete sounds! This project is really fascinating. They're requesting recordings of sounds from our environment, old tech, etc. that are no longer commonplace and then those will be reimagined by sound artists "to draw attention to the world’s disappearing soundscapes." citiesandmemory.com/2022/05/op

ransomwaring god in order to steal a debug build of human DNA with the symbols in it

whoa there, buckaroo! this comic reads from LEFT to RIGHT! The normal way your English-speaking ass reads things!

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I have zero musical skills so I made it pentatonic, which means I can just bash keys at random and it will sound quite pleasant.

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I have made a weird musical instrument. It is some kind of electronic just intonation kalimba I guess? With stars?

Can we please CW images that are computer generated?

Me staring at these otters before I realized gave me a headache. If I had known my brain could've relaxed about it.

Please friends.

han unification but this time for bullshit european glyphs

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