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I know, since few monthes, I often propose to mutuals/fediversers to poke me if they need money.

That's because I won 4900€ the first month I worked as a freelance, then ~3000€/month. With the gov paying for me most of the taxes I should pay, I have a lot of more than I need to live, right know. I am able to save between 1000 and 3000€ per month until febuary.

I never had so much money.

If I can help you, please ask, I don't want to be rich while you are in an awful situation.

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Pour me joindre en urgence, vous pouvez me poke sur @MaCasquette qui est connecté sur mon téléphone
(j'ai pas pu connecter Y_Y)

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Time to go / again!

I'm a white woman, 26 years old, whateversexual, poly, definitively not furry (like all the Fediverse right?), with blue hairs. I'm French but I can talk in English too (with tons of errors).

I like most of the things that are eatable, most of the human who are human, and I have a tendency to crush on everyone I am close to. I do a lot of * pat pat *.

Please don't hesitate to tell me if I am unsafe or if you think I should rework my behaviour! :blobheart:

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Time for (I'll pin this on my profile)

In Case of Emergency

People knowing me IRL:
:blobreach: @hundrix
:blobreach: @S18alg
:blobreach: @MrVarren
:blobreach: @Parmifer

People knowing my address and my full name:
:blobaww: @shad
:blobaww: @NaHO

People having my phone number:
:blobcat: @Luern
:blobcat: @Ophelia
:blobcat: @disciple

Don't hesitate to post an ICE message yourself, it allows us to be sure you are fine if we are really worried about you. 💙

:peertube: A la recherche d'une instance Peertube pour des vidéos qui sont des ressources pour les féministes, mais qui ont été censurées par youtube… Des recommendations ? :x et ont mon numéro et me côtoient IRL si vous souhaitez leur demander de mes nouvelles / de quoi me contacter

"i use linux as my operating system," i state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. he swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision.
"actually," he says with a grin, "linux is just the kernel. you use GNU+linux."
i don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "i use alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. it's linux, but it's not GNU+linux."

the smile quickly drops from the man's face. his body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth as he drop to the floor with a sickly thud. as he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!"
coolly, i reply "if windows was compiled with gcc, would that make it GNU?" i interrupt his response with "and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. even if you were correct, you won't be for long."

with a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. he lies on the floor, cold and limp. i've womansplained him to death.

Je pense que je vais passer un moment hors Masto, je ne sais pas combien de temps.

me and @leip4Ier took a silly "which plant are you" test 🌿
here's what we got ~

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Ppl don’t just get trafficked for sex y’all. They get trafficked to clean white ppls houses and nanny their kids, they get trafficked to work in big agro, they get trafficked into fast food factories and shoe sweatshops. Somehow sex work is the ONLY one of these industries folx constantly link to trafficking. No ones calling for the hyper criminalization of Au Pairs, Cleaning Workers, or Farmers. It’s curious🤔

Tiens, avis aux indépendants, oubliez pas la taxe d'apprentissage, date limite le 1er mars...

Something important for developers to keep in mind. Not just hardware people, software has the same consequences.

(Also, if your solution only works for rich women who have the same skin color as you, you are failing.)

Bon aidez moi
Demain j'ai un contrôle de connaissance en philo des sciences mais comme j'ai un truc spécial, je serai pas noté.
Le faire c'est quand même checker où j'en suis sur mes connaissances + ça peut faire bien que je fasse les contrôles même si je suis pas noté

Mais j'ai aussi un controle de connaissance sur le Japon mardi et la, si j'y vais je suis noté et si j'y suis pas j'ai une note en moins dans ma moyenne.

Est ce que je devrais plutôt privilégier mon contrôle sur le Japon qui aura une vraie incidence sur ma moyenne ou essayer de gérer les deux ??

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