_ @Cybertrash@cybre.space

Its been a year so re- #introductions time

Music, Movies, Microcode.

I make incredibly dumb jokes and while I don't talk about it much here I spend a lot of time analysing fiction, especially horror.

I bitch a lot about my job, apologies in advance, and most of my toots are replies I think.

I like security as a field, mechs, and monster hunter.

Spent a weekend getting paid what I make in a fortnight working on a prototype of something interesting.

Then I come back to work and its like

Why this job?

She fit so she sit.

Machine Learning says I'm a girl.

Take that, TERFs

Lewisa is our resident, a kind of Manx that has a naturally bobbed tail!

She's very upset about keziah moving in. Its gonna be a hard week.

This is now a cat mastodon account

You have been warned.

Gaze upon my kitten and despair.

Keziah, the lykoi!!!

Someone applying for an opening for a senior dev at my company had a resume so bizarre I don't know what to make of it. They've spent the last decade making random shit for SL and the only thing they've contributed to in the VCS they linked was an impeccably documented, extremely flexible fuck-animation system for SL.

I can't imagine it being a coincidence that a company with morale like this spends 0 money on training and seems to put effort into putting down employees.
The stress makes it almost impossible to work on personal projects at home - each evening isn't downtime, it's recovery.
I'm not convinced that working here has taught so many anti patterns that my odds of employment elsewhere are dropping.

Day 3 of being back at work and can global warming kill everyone already

Conspiracy theorist creates and deploys chemtrails to mind control people into believing in chemtrails

: posting an update
: posting the same update twice in different ways after forgetting that you'd already done it.

Meeting was not arranged. Instead I was berated by proxy.

Lmao.

I (contract designation: web developer) am to meet with an angry investor and explain why I'm being blamed for our hardware team not knowing and refusing to learn how coin-ops work.