Please buy my battle royale shooter. It's like PUBG but the circle is always small and focused around custom-built arenas, so you don't waste any time, and there are loads of guns lying around, so you'll never have t— alright, I just reskinned Action Half-Life, are you happy?
REAL MEN LOVE MUAD'DIB.
Every day since I restricted my caffeine intake has been harder and harder. I've got so much to do and not being able to stay conscious isn't exactly helping. Hell, I've got three paragraphs of 11111(...) In a draft from falling asleep at the desk.
Hey LazyDon #it tooters!
I need to deploy stalkerware to up to 150 devices, preferably with bitlocker revocation. Anyone got any suggestions? Currently looking at exo5, Prey, or just finding a way to constantly broadcast a machine IP home so we can run PShell scripts on it (worst case).
It's Logging and auditing software bikeshed day! Watch as my department talks in circles about ManageEngine, PRTG, Security Onion and librenms!
me: C has too many brackets
me: no not like that
when @chr finds atrocious bugs in software, does that make it chrnobyl
I can't believe I typo'd in this, the most important toot
This is my mech
I'm [REDACTED] and I'm a jerk who keeps escaping my quarters!!
Godot is kind of a fuck on small displays and that's making laptop work mildly inconvenient