_ @Cybertrash@cybre.space

Its been a year so re- #introductions time

Music, Movies, Microcode.

I make incredibly dumb jokes and while I don't talk about it much here I spend a lot of time analysing fiction, especially horror.

I bitch a lot about my job, apologies in advance, and most of my toots are replies I think.

I like security as a field, mechs, and monster hunter.

Please observe my cat's dumb face.

Cadence of Hyrule is pretty good.
So is Kerbal Space Program.

Thats every Gaming Opinion I have for my last absence. Thats it. Thats all of them

One day I'll have the cognitive capacity to code outside of work again. Until then I'm just gonna have to keep shitposting.

Problem: I'm running VTM 20th edition combat tonight. I get the system, but hate combat. The party has brought friendlies along.

Solution: Fuck it, get drunk and throw the monster together!

Who?

Keeping warm this winter by the absolute lack of heat dissipation in my laptop.

□ / □ / Broken mechanical keyboard.

Style guide note:

All comments! Require two to five exclamations!!!!!

For the first time in three years we got bonuses worth more than a $20 Coles Gift Card.

I'm still a little irritated about it all, but the timing is good.

Sup nerds.

- Changed keyboard layout. Ya girl's a hipster writing in Colemak.
- For a fast-moving, agile startup, the place I work doesn't change much
- Rejected from a web optimization company for being too interested in server hardware.
- Hoolyshit has Ritalin fixed my work up.

Welcome to the f e d i v e r s e !!!

Spent a weekend getting paid what I make in a fortnight working on a prototype of something interesting.

Then I come back to work and its like

Why this job?

She fit so she sit.

Machine Learning says I'm a girl.

Take that, TERFs

Lewisa is our resident, a kind of Manx that has a naturally bobbed tail!

She's very upset about keziah moving in. Its gonna be a hard week.