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People who play Red Falco are like people who play Danica Patrick in Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed

Can someone explain to me why some people have in their profile bio?

Is that a mastodon-ebooks thing?

I don't know how you could write a law (US) to break up Facebook, Twitter, Google Microsoft, and Amazon, but GodDAMN *something* has to be done to stop them from eating the whole world for breakfast

I can't believe it,
itโ€™s Saturday! ๐Ÿ™Œ

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The year is 2021... but I kind of really want to buy a Wii U.

I promise Iโ€™m not insane.

There is a Fediverse version of SoundCloud, and itโ€™s called FunkWhale! ๐Ÿณ

Christian :psyduck: relayed
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โ€œSheโ€™s already sent out her first photo from Mars!โ€

**Please do not gender the robots**

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Normie reporter covering Perseverance landing: โ€œIt sounds like thereโ€™s a lot of math and numbers involved with landing on Mars!โ€

Yes lady, thereโ€™s a lot of โ€œnumbers involvedโ€ when it comes to space travel LMAO

We got a Helicopter on Mars

Big Pogs for MarsCopter

Hot Take: Verbs that are also nouns (or adjectives) should be spelled differently. 

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