So, what was this hiveway thing? Do I want to know?
@inmysocks A psuedo-fork that tried to get money by both etherum integration and user/corpo investment.
A pseudo-fork that tried get money by passing itself off as a spoon
It's the utensil for every situation in life. If only the handle was a knife, then humanity would truly have unlocked the Power of the Gods
@Christian @Ronflaix I took a screenshot of the toot and I may use it as a generic response later, if that is ok with you.
@inmysocks @Ronflaix
Sure, as long as you always tag me ;)
@Christian @inmysocks pork (pseudo-fork)
@Ronflaix @inmysocks Don't you dare try to portmanteau my pseudo-fork. Not in my house
@Christian @inmysocks jortmanteau (jort portmanteau
@Ronflaix @inmysocks
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
*Thunder cracks overhead as Mount Vesuvius begins erupting*
May the Pseudk-Fork gods have mercy on our souls
You would do well to follow the example of the Reverend @Baerd
@Ronflaix Shouldn't sforks have a blade?@Christian @inmysocks
@Baerd @Ronflaix @Christian you know, with all this talk about sporks, everyone is forgetting about foons.
@Baerd @inmysocks @Ronflaix
*The roar of the inferno grows ever more deafening us as the storm of electrified hellfire rages around us*
"I DON'T THINK YOU'RE HELPING!"
@Christian
Watcha gonna do now?
blood/violence but xkcd Show more
"Edward... the secret ingredient to creating a Philosopher's Spork... It's HUMAN SOULS!"
"NO MORE MR. NICE-SPORK!" Show more
I've gotta say, this is definitely the most surreal experience I've had on Mastodon yet.
I didn't anticipate watching anime spork-gods battle to the death when I woke up this morning.
@Christian Nobody expects the spork inquisition. @Ronflaix @inmysocks
@Baerd @Ronflaix @inmysocks
"Nobody ex-sporks the Inquisition"
missed opportunity lol
@Baerd @Ronflaix @Christian @inmysocks Where⦠did the L come from?!?
@benhamill @Baerd @Ronflaix @inmysocks
>where did the L come from?
when a Mommy L and a Daddy L love each other very much...
@Christian @Ronflaix @inmysocks
Respect this spork pls.
@Christian @Ronflaix I think that this could be a response to just about anything.