Christian @Christian@cybre.space

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I just finished making my first real game! I'm really happy with how it turned out!

Here's the title screen / main menu

#Unity #AmIaGameDevNow?

Fun Fact: protons and neutrons are T H I C C

"What's your favorite kind of music?"
Me:

@djsundog
>disks
>diskettes

don't gender my optical media please

Nerf Steve

I stayed up until 2 AM playing Minecraft Steve and Mii Brawler Creeper.
This was not a good decision lol

Banana in the streets, plantain in the sheets

FUN FACT:
Until the 1970s, most of the computers in the world were female

Sometimes I feel like handholding can be more intimate than sex

Look at how goddamn CUTE these Ditto gachapon toys are!

Human dating is very weird

Trump got COVID, PogU

My address is 22 GIANT CRAB ROAD

“I ended racial sensitivity training because it’s racist!!”
-Resident Trump

LOL EXCUSE ME, WHAT

The food in BoTW looked sooo delicious, how has Nintendo NOT made a Zelda Cooking game yet

“Who’s there?”

“It’s me, Depression, let me in.”

Test