i just saw this gif of a reindeer running and keeping up with a train: https://gfycat.com/gaseousethicalgelding
and thats impressive and all but all i can think of is that reindeer being like "HEY GET BACK HERE YOU OWE ME $15"
idk if i've ever shared this but i had to pull off the heist of the century
my boyfriend and i both sleep with plushies, at some point during the night, i dropped mine and it got absorbed into his plushie stack, i woke up and noticed my plushie was missing and then realised it was in his arms, so i had to pull of a LEGENDERY fucking heist to slowly extract my plushie from my sleeping boyfriends arms without waking him up
i did it and rescued my plushie without waking him up and honestly i've never nat20'd something so hard