oh my god all this company does is make clothes with more lasers than cat hell
yes. this. THIS is the future that i was promised by scifi.
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This is way better than it has any right to be.
I'm happy to announce that I will be moving to the Bay Area in January, so as to reduce the number of hours I spend flying in planes just to see them <3
When designing a user interface, imagine some old woman using it, say Margaret Hamilton, and she's clicking your app's buttons and saying to you, as old people do,
"Young whippersnapper, when I was your age, I sent 24 people to the ACTUAL MOON with my software in 4K of RAM and here I am clicking your button and it takes ten seconds to load a 50 megabyte video ad and then it crashes
I'm not even ANGRY with you, I'm just disappointed."
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