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I still say that anyone going into combat would have short hair, at least in the last couple of centuries. Hair falling in your eyes while someone is trying to kill you is a bad thing. #MEA #MassEffectAndromeda
@Canageek In the future, hair management technology solves that problem with nanotech that keeps it from doing that and also breaks away if it gets snagged in anything.
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Rimmer: Well, I'm no stranger to the land of scoff. Perhaps you'd like to explain to me why it is that every major battle in history has been won by the side with the shortest haircut.
Kryten: Oh, surely not, sir!
Rimmer: Think about it! Why did the US cavalry beat the Indian nation? Short back and sides versus girly-hippie locks. The Cavaliers and the Roundheads, 1-0 to the pudding-basins. Vietnam, crew-cuts both sides, no score draw.
Red Dwarf win!
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