*smash announcer voice* Bart Simpson!
unmute for the real Wiener Roasting Experience
Tom inflated a full sized inflatable mattress with his mouth....
Tom, defensively but also giggly and ligbt-headed: "I used my lungs too"
Its too hot :c
side-shave on one side
shaved off eyebrow on the other
Add me as a friend on Pokemon Go if you want!
[Gauntlet voice] MARS needs moms BADLY
Hey anyone know some good open source alternatives to childbirth???
What if I dyed my hair black? 🤔🤔🤔🤔
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