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Introductions + Reference Sheet (SFW; Furry) 

I think I'm finally getting settled into Mastodon enough to put up a proper introduction and start getting my profile together. That means introductions are in order.

I usually present myself online as Balina Mahigan, a weird furry lady with a flair for making things overly complicated, and an obsession with tracking down alternate-reality versions of herself.

(Reference images provided by @SunsetAria on Birdsite)

Just offscreen: the wheelbarrow full of 2,200 bone fragments that the Capering Relicker has brought me for the eighth time this week.

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lewd art, oral, YCH, fundraiser 

I did not realize how high gas prices were lately, so to help cover this last stretch of costs for my move I am doing my first YCH!

$75 each, 8 slots available, any body type or gender (though hyper and macro might be tricky).

Form here for full info and submissions: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI

(chelicerae out on request ;3)

Finding myself feeling an unfamiliar urge to be a sneaky, slinky, tricky piece of garbage instead of my usual straightforward bruiser archetype.

Going through my notes, trying to find anything in the partial matches.
Batlina? More of a put-upon caretaker.
Curtana? Still too much of a clueless dorkus.
Witch Moof has tricks, but she doesn't really do *subtle*, exactly.
Dahlia isn't really tricky, she's just playful.

...This better not end up being the doll.

A portrait I got of Aisedza Farrwilfsyn, my FFXIV character. Done by @teknicolortiger@twitter.com, who always knocks anything I give her so far out of the park that it gets sent into low-earth orbit.

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Carmen Sandiego's biggest heist, still unsolved to this day, was when she stole the hearts of every lesbian on the continent.

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I'm unemployed at the moment and coming up a couple hundred short on rent this weekend, plus need to move in the next few weeks (and, eat in the meantime, hopefully). I've taken on as many commissions as I'm comfortable with at the moment, I'm going to do a sketch stream again tomorrow morning if anyone would like to help that way but if anyone would be able to help some in the immediate it would be massively appreciated. paypal.me/tashepard

Lucked out and got a Commoddity slot for the first time in a while. Decided there isn't enough bat in the world. Asked him to fix that.

Source: deviantart.com/commoddity/art/

So I'm a Spider; this time it's something that happened in the anime but only at the end 

Relatedly, while there's nothing *wrong* with the anime arachne design, exactly, I found out that this was her design in the manga and I utterly lost my shit.

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So I'm a Spider 

"Hey, Balina? I know you picked up a lot of things from a certain robot girl around here, but despite the stuff you've been doing with Dahlia, you haven't picked up any explicit doll kinks yet, right?"

...

"...Would you like to?"

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So I'm a Spider manga, just past where the anime ends 

Extremely "I sure hope this doesn't awaken anything in me" voice

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I have learned that today is also International Bat Appreciation Day.

So please also appreciate:
Bat.

(Artists: @fluxom_art (who you should also go appreciate today), @RoxannaRachnid , @Draekos, @_knucklebone@twitter.com)

Balina Allante would also count, but she'd both be angry at someone calling her a bat-in-training, and at the fact that someone's blowing her cover in public.

(Art: @Sererena@twitter.com, @Draekos, @RoxannaRachnid

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I have learned that today is also International Bat Appreciation Day.

So please also appreciate:
Bat.

(Artists: @fluxom_art (who you should also go appreciate today), @RoxannaRachnid , @Draekos, @_knucklebone@twitter.com)

A helpful pair of sharks just reminded me that today, the 17th of April, is @fluxom_alt Appreciation Day!

Everyone please remember to heap as much love and support and appreciation upon Sprinkles as local laws will allow, and then slide more of that love, support, and/or appreciation under the door where the law can't see it.

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There aren't many good up-close pictures of Batlina yet, so I asked @_knucklebone@twitter.com for some help.

Support your local malls, and your local mall goths.

There aren't many good up-close pictures of Batlina yet, so I asked @_knucklebone@twitter.com for some help.

Support your local malls, and your local mall goths.

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