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If you're unsure of how to verify any signed messages I make, here's how:

In a terminal, run this command:

keybase verify -m "[signed message]"

INCLUDING the quotation marks, and the BEGIN and END headers.

My signed messages will usually be formatted with an unsigned version at first (so you know what the fuck it actually says), followed by a signed version so you can verify that it was actually me who wrote it.

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i now own 2 blank vhs tapes but i dont know if i should buy a vcr or go see if we already have one which might just cause more of a hassle than its worth

so dogecoin is currently reaching escape velocity

no idea why

man ive been hearing about docker a lot but whenever i google it i learn absolutely nothing about what it actually is since everything i can find is written in corp-speak

"one or more required fields are blank or incorrect" NO THEY ARENT CUNT IVE CHECKED 17 TIMES

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unctionality of not dying when you try and TELL IT YOUR ADDRESS SO YOU CAN SIGN FOR THE FUCKING PACKAGE

i should probably put it in my keybase private storage so i dont lose a bunch of moolah worth of dope art huh

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oh did i mention that i commissioned something from the person who drew the femboy hooters image and i really fucking love how it turned out

i have been informed that the titty mousepads are in fact arriving on the 27th so i shouldnt hold my breath just yet

i need to sleep but i eagerly await the arrival of not one but two titty mousepads

man i got too many fuckin mirror neurons bro

someone tells me i was acting like a dick and my entire week's ruined, someone else is feeling bad, entire week's ruined

plus every time i see someone having a *good* time my brain goes through some fucking quantum superposition "but hey what if [X]" of every possible bad outcome it couldve had and then THAT makes me feel shit

man on one hand i want/need to buy an external SSD for my pi torrent server but on the other hand i kinda dont want to drop fuckin 40 on one

i have recieved XLM from someone, please dont try and send me any more or else ill feel like a cunt

i mean unless you *wanna* im not gonna say no to free money lol

If you're unsure of how to verify any signed messages I make, here's how:

In a terminal, run this command:

keybase verify -m "[signed message]"

INCLUDING the quotation marks, and the BEGIN and END headers.

My signed messages will usually be formatted with an unsigned version at first (so you know what the fuck it actually says), followed by a signed version so you can verify that it was actually me who wrote it.

unsure if the saltpack shit in the last toot even worked because keybase is being fucky rn

tfw cant buy XLM because i dont have a photo id but i need 0.5 to add trustlines for my other assets

anyone care to spare literally like 1 dollar worth of XLM heres my address

hbag*keybase.io
OR
GD6N7PXYAE7V2ZGRKVG5VMYEQXA6JYQ5MSRBTHJKTTWLDU7DVF2LNZWM

and since we're dealing with CASH MONEY ill post the above text signed below:

BEGIN KEYBASE SALTPACK SIGNED MESSAGE. kXR7VktZdyH7rvq v5weRa0zkZbW9IG bRDah6vLCJapHXt tX0FQITDedns9NI BWvNfy28graoxXP yk7UdDeLxcUDKMC nigxyGSakIfIcqZ Q9Y0op14tNVVtkh scdwfaTYzU5xDxu kR5Oplcvkt7ZvaI 4IjroyJNiRP34GP XICMciyAA2o4tZ5 MjD9jIwa0IIoVod vXLwoUFNc4CyVPx 9NHOfRMY7PAVuIW C37lOuDfx3FA0wL Wuz0RGtc5yvzzhV W3EQB3QLOo4hvKu xLZ0BntDwu88iat 2BoaYKPShSyDHn5 hSioiUQ6z0PJ0Fj rm584IiQVHt8lGV 9IbOVz1S8DAOFUR NCBrcaYwbUlD83x y9ddn1tPcT1dRLS BZYwgrYgHmlrR8i zlD8uPDVLTSLfXc XE8SE0iewixabi9 7IreeOOHWTOSkiE oC0qL53LBSL0qt0 zxgeaQyAmVCxLaO 4snRpPd4Hrc14bn AxUXbkvS2hDa7ph TrCxMRVnFUmxd9b RZohIy7PEbWccd6 Q1. END KEYBASE SALTPACK SIGNED MESSAGE.

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