"My God, woman! You've got the face of a wood nymph and the body of Ryan Gosling!" — judge, GBBO, admiring a baker's rye-kneading muscles
everybody on this show is *obsessed* with something called "sponge", which is alternately too wet, too dry, or a cursed flavor
the bread episodes are a refreshing break in a sea of quite frankly terrifying English desserts
