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hacking my roomba so they play the tiktok "oof" sound effect every time they bump into something

i finally have something resembling data from when @SuricrasiaOnline posted a link to haha.business yesterday! (hi it's me, owner and proprietor of haha dot business)

the graph in the first image shows the next 15 minutes after the post was made, split out by mastodon instances in blue, non-mastodon fediverse instances in orange, and everything else in green.

the data in the second image shows the per-second request counts in the first 10 seconds after posting the link.

some thoughts in a thread 🧵

"theory" aka i printed my twitlonger discourse thread onto deadtree and somehow that makes it respectable

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Frigging everybody has a 3Ghz multi core CPU in their back pocket now and people still need ways to not to “feel lag while typing.”

This is the world we have made

JUST REMEMBER- THERE IS NOBODY STOPPING YOU FROM USING THE *.ASS TLD

Prototype 33mm Fibonacci128 Pico touch demo works! Using the new APA104-1212 1.2mm², and an
@adafruit QT Py with @MicrochipMakes SAMD21

Hey Toronto: in anticipation of Dundas St.'s future renaming, the City is looking for public input on how to go about renaming streets, public places, etc.! Give your opinion here: toronto.ca/community-people/ge

#toronto #TOpoli

we have left the park

i will post more photos soon

just know that i have officially declared hanami toronto 2022 an official lesbian event henceforth

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Double Chocolate

i don't know what this tastes like as i was doing a messy and extremely lesbian Lady And The Tramp scene with @jneen at the time

11/10

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Chocolate Mint

fluffy-ish. lacking the punch of mint. feels non-committal. pick a side and stick with it.

also, hazure bazure, saikopasu sorube, hazure yo, bazure yo, chokominto aisu

6.5/10

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Raspberry Chocolate

fluffy, light, strong raspberry flavour, delicate chocolate tones. beautiful. elegant.

9/10

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MACARON FLAVOUR RATING THREAD BEGIN (brand not disclosed)

Sea Salt Caramel

fluffy enough texture, but lacking in salt. more salt required. MORE.

7/10

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new maj7jam release, come hang out with everybody in about a week! sunday morning eastern :]

me eating a burger: "yeah this is a pretty ok burger i guess"

me eating a macaron: *peering through jeweller's loupe, measuring with a caliper, punching numbers into a calculator furiously* "This 'pastry' does not spark joy. Unacceptable. You'll be hearing from my lawyer"

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