considering many of the characters in Touhou are shown to be functional alcoholics, and also considering that the fighting games are all canon, it seems logical that many of them get into drunken fist-fights in the middle of the forest on the regular. in this essay, I will

Suika and Marisa throwing hands over "who has the fattest ass in Gensokyo" while Kasen looks on in anguish

"It's obviously Yukari, you imbeciles."


(to be clear, they're fighting to claim the title of Fattest Ass for themselves, which is seen as both good and desirable)

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